cumbarf

When a chick gives you head, causing a heavy ejaculation involving a massive load, too much to swallow, the girl has to barf -> Cumbarf

Carl: You got any action last night Layne?
Layne: Yeah dude, my bitch gave me an excellent blow job last night, but she got fucking cumbarf again!
Carl: Eeeyyww gross!!!

Layne smiles

by DrLame August 4, 2006

Cumfart Baby

After ejaculating into a woman's ass, she farts and cum drips from her asshole into her vagina. This sperm then joins with the womans egg creating a baby.

Don't think that just because you are having butt sex that you wont get pregnant. You could end up having a Cumfart baby.

by HillMeadow April 25, 2010

cumfart

Upon having sex with a females anal cavity, and expelling your man juice inside the cavernous hole, the girl is prompted to fart, launching an explosion of semen out of the region.

Becky released a massive cumfart once Tyler had finished pumping her anus.

by Eddie Doom May 11, 2006

Cumtard

When one orgasms so hard that they make retarded faces and are unable to function properly afterwards

I pounded her so hard that se became a cumtard

by 50gray March 26, 2015

Rainbow dash cum jar

A act so vile and inhumane that the very mention of it alone will have you shunned from society.

Why don't you talk to john anymore

Oh, he did a rainbow dash cum jar

by duderuthless February 28, 2020

cumjack

When a girl jacks someone off, then uses their cum as lubricant to jack YOU off.

Me: After Bob cums, please cumjack me!
Girl: OK!
Bob: *cums*
Girl: *scoops up cum, jacks me off*

by Assistant Trailer Park Supervisor March 10, 2008

Nigga-Excelsior-Cumtard-Mega-Faggot

/nigə - ɛkselsyeor -kʌmˈta rd-ˈmɛgə-ˈfagət/

𝘢𝘥𝘫𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦, 𝘴𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘨

1. A way to describe someone's unfashionable, inappropriate doings in a cool manner.

Neon: "Yoo, Mort let's see how far my dick can stick up your ass."
Mort: "brah naawwwh heeeel no that's so Nigga-Excelsior-Cumtard-Mega-Faggot of you nigga, ong."

2. (of a person) homosexual (used especially of a colored man)
Nigward Von Floyd: "Haha, look a Nigga-Excelsior-Cumtard-Mega-Faggot!!1!"
Adin: "NOOOO STOP!!11!"

Nigga-Excelsior-Cumtard-Mega-Faggot

by COPSRULE7382 January 14, 2022