Cuntservative

1.) (Noun.)

An über religious Republican that utilizes Cherry Picked and personally edited passages from the Bible in order to justify their own personal homophobia, sexism, xenophobia, racism, and generally shitty way of life as they attempt to enforce it upon others.

2.) A supremely shitty religious individual that is usually involved in some form of televangelism and politics that uses their reach to tell others how to live their lives, despite having no business doing so.

Hey, did you guys see Pastor Mayberry is running for the Senate? You know, the same guy that attacked the Hebrew owned bagel shop up the street because their coffee cups said "happy holidays?" The same guy who refused to officiate my sister's wedding because she was marrying a "mexican" woman? That's all this country needs, another Cuntservative in the Senate.

by LoFiNerdyGuy September 4, 2019

cuntservatives

The G.O.P legislature that is opposed to cannabis legalization.

In Pennsylvania, efforts to legalize recreational marijuana are hampered by the cuntservatives in the House and Senate.

by LooooLOOO February 15, 2021

Calmservative

A calmservative is basically a play on the word conservative. Popularized by youtuber MaximillianMus, it basically means you win all your arguments by being calm.

I’m not liberal, I’m calmservative.

by Usapyon November 15, 2021

cumservative

Any conservative that aggressively defends gay rights or LGBT inclusion within conservative movements. Oftentimes Cumservatives will try to defend LGBT rights as a Western value in contrast to how the LGBT people are treated in Islamic nations. This ignores centuries of Christian thought. Very frequently Cumservativism is used as a way to bring up Israel for some dumbass reason even though they're from the United States and are supposed to be America First.

Conservatives: How does anal sex help us win the culture war?

Charlie Kirk: Gay values are Western values. I support our gay troops! Israel is the greatest country because they love gays, unlike in Islamic countries!

Conservatives: We know you're using "support the troops" as a way to trick conservatives into supporting LGBT inclusion. You're a Cumservative, feel free to dance the night away in Israel because I hear they like dancing over there.

by ShortNoserBigHat November 16, 2019

Cuntservatives

A person with right-wing political views who can't understand normal thinking

Those God and guns, no-steppy-snakey types are all a bunch of cuntservatives.

by tenbux October 9, 2018

cuckservative

A neoliberal who pretends to be conservative to avoid being disowned by family members, despite being overtly liberal. A majority happen to be in the Republican or Independent Party

Examples of a cuckservative: Taylor Swift, Paul Ryan, Charlie Kirk, Candace Owens, Spencer Hosking, Milo Yiannopoulos, Ben Shapiro, Chick-fil-A supporters

by Mayo Duster September 11, 2019

cuckservative

A term coined by the alt.right, youth-mobilized racists, "ironic" fascism supporters and anonymous, internet based commenters that wanna pour contempt on or generally re-frame center-right politicians for supporting multiculturalism, outreach programs or justice reform in favor of a more equal-rights society.

"DOn't need to hear none of your stpoodid fucking cuckservative opinions here " (at Breitbart news site), "we KNOW Obama was in with Iran and planned to nuke washington. It says on right here" + list wacky right-wing conspiracy website, or picture of large drooling dog AlexJones.org

by LeafyHillsideSuburbs December 6, 2016