cuddly asshole

Someone who is nice to be around but can be a real asshole sometimes.

My friend is a real cuddly asshole

by Yaka the magnificent May 27, 2016

cuddly black guy

overweight, jolly black man that you wouldn't mind cuddling with. (in a heterosexual way of course)

Ruben Studdard and Forest Whitaker are cuddly black guys. Imagine cuddling between them. Yummy!

by tohellwithgeorgia May 13, 2005

Cuddly Tot

A usually big, fluffy, cute and adorable being that is impossible to resist. Based on the popular Japanese animated cartoon character "Totoro".

When I need care, my cuddly tot is the best person to turn to.

by Kat. P December 31, 2008

Cuddly Andy

When you lather Andy Reid (Philadelphia Eagles coach) up with oils and get him all sweaty and naked after giving him many tacos from taco bell. Then take a funnel and stick the end of it into your own anus and allow Andy to shoot massive slops of diarrhea down into your anus.

Dude 1 "Did you hear what happened to Nick?"

Dude 2 "No what!?"

Dude 1 "A video of him was leaked, he was doing the Cuddly Andy."

Dude 2 "That's disturbing."

by sjpbus April 17, 2011

cuddly cunt

An asshole who uses Cuddly fabric softener.

*after a breakup*
girl 1: *crying* his clothes were so soft though
girl 2: Girl he was just a cuddly cunt.

by KinkyEmo May 19, 2017

Cuddly Top

A relatively thin garment with a smooth feel, generally worn by a female, can be a singlet but can have sleeves, even long ones. Always slipped on (no buttons, zip etc).

When wearing such an item, the woman can be felt in a more sensitive way, thus making her more cuddly.

My darling is wearing a very cuddly top.

by Earl Purple May 23, 2006

Cuddly Hummer

(Verb) Its when a girl with a bearded face proceeds to wrap her lips around a males genitalia and provides a "Humming" noise/action with her lips. Her facial hair than rubs against the males skin, causing a cuddly hummer.

Hey dude I received a cuddly hummer last night from this girl, she had more hair on her face than I do on my body! Try it some time!

by Cross067 April 7, 2009