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Cucumber

Long and hard and has cum in the middle
Damm I really want a cucumber
by Brithney bitch May 18, 2018
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Cucumber

Why the fuck you looking up cucumber are you straight dumb cunt you should know what the fuck that is
You dont need to know how the fuck a cucumber is defined you piece of shit
by THE_HENTAI_GOD February 9, 2018
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Cucumber

A person who is literally at the bottom of the food chain. This person is a pussy who has a 9PM bedtime. They are a literal gay ass vegetable who thinks they're smart and cool but really thinks gravity and magnets are the same.
Harry: "C'mon Steve, don't be a fucking cucumber"
James: "Colly is a fucking cucumber"
by Mahusive man July 11, 2023
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Cucumber

When your child is such a retard that he can't even move or anything, he can just breathe and shit.
Person: your son's a fucking cucumber

Parent: don't talk about my ve- I mean child like that
by Faggot Disorder May 19, 2020
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cucumbering

Inserting a cucumber into a vagina or anus, or both.
A good cucumbering is just what the doctor ordered, Ronnie said as he took that grandma's ass to double pound town.
by @AronymouslyGay December 7, 2015
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cucumber

a vegetable, one of several that make for an excellent "penis". Available in various lengths and circumferences. Some have enticing "bumpies" on them for extra stimulation. Best washed and dried before use (who knows where they've been !) Similar to zuchini, carrots, leeks.
When she has to come home alone on Saturday night, she cozies up to her vegetable bin and chooses her mate from among the cucumbers, zuchini, carrots and leeks.
by Jake February 25, 2004
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cucumber

A mess that isn't as big as a pickle.
"Oh snap, we're in a pickle."
"Naw, man. Don't sweat it, This is just a cucumber."
by Squirrel Overlord October 8, 2004
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