cuckmare

A nightmare of your wife having sex with someone else.

David: I woke up and thought my wife was having sex with someone else.

Nathan: Ugh bud you had a cuckmare.

by TheCucker August 5, 2022

Neil Cuckmann

Neil Cuckmann is another word for a horrible writer.

reaction to bad story “Ugh. Whoever wrote that is a total Neil Cuckmann.”

by mynoduesP sI mynoduesP yM June 22, 2020

CockMangler

A person who completely destroys a penis. This person is an evil sexmachine and usually a femdom.

The Femdom master was also a cockmangler, destroying her sex partners penis.

by Conor(C-Money) July 11, 2006

cockman

Individual who soils himself in constrained circumstances e.g. whilst queuing in a tunnel at Alton Towers.

"It's in the bomb-bay, I don't know how long I can hold it in, I think I'm going to Cockman!"

by Dyamma Byah October 27, 2003

cuckannoli

Bad, particular in taste of food. Rancid

The sour milk was cuckannoli.
The week old ham was cuckannoli.

by Caviar August 30, 2009

CockMantis

Large Cockroach/Praying Mantis hybrid usually found dwelling near fast food restaurants in the early morning.

That CockMantis is HUGE! Lets eat it!

by Chris Ivester May 29, 2008

Cockman

someone with an unusually large penis

Yeah, I met John last night. He certainly was a cockman!

by mmyesssiree June 5, 2018