An absolute faggot who came from cs:go to another fps game or just in cs:go dominating newer players has about 1000+ hrs (unless a smurf) and posts shit artwork on their profile.
by jameszim September 18, 2018

by kartjoffelbrormjan January 22, 2021

The type of insult you would use on someone who's wasted over 1000 hours of their life playing Counter-Strike: Global Offensive
by Obsidian_Linguist April 19, 2017

CS:GO Anal Ebola is when you get so mad that you got killed that you want your friend to analy inject ebola.
Person 1: OH WHAT THE FUCK I GOT KILLED IN A FUCKING KNIFEFIGHT!! FUCK THIS GAME!
Person 2: Want me to give you CS:GO Anal Ebola?
Person 2: Want me to give you CS:GO Anal Ebola?
by Kusaro September 23, 2016

a person called donaghan he is very stupid and fat and a nerd and a CS:GO fat nerd and a CS:GO nerd and a CS:GO fat player
by among us lord September 8, 2022

A weekly event held on Sunday nights in which all the boys gather around and gamble their steam wallets on the video game title CSGO. To date, there has never been a net positive CSGO Sunday.
Nah bro, I legit just dropped my college tuition on CS:GO Sunday. I'm definitely killing myself tomorrow.
by Bushub August 6, 2023

-> Counter Strike: Global Offense
-> A game where you need incredible aim and economic sense in order to play at an average level
-> Line-ups with different utilities are a must-learn if you don't wanna get flamed by non-English speaking Russians speaking faster than an Uzi.
-> Is where dreams are realized and shattered due to how high the bar is to become a pro
-> A game where knives costs more than guns
-> Before, you needed to think about your econ, your team's, and your opponent's. But now, you can just buy a Negev for $1700, literally cheaper than a fucking M4($2900), plus the Kevlar and Helmet which costs $650. And you can just pre-fire in order to remove the first 15 bullet increased recoil for it to become a literal laser than cannot only damage your enemies, but everyone, including you, who's within hearing range because of how obnoxiously loud this thing is.
-> There are 5 utilities currently usable within the game. The molly, which is a staple for controlling choke points, the classic grenade, the smoke used defensively and offensively, and the flash grenade that literally burns the unlucky one's eyes. And the decoy grenade, sent from the very depths of hell.
->A game where players learn how to cuss in different languages.
-> Used to have a price tag, now it only requires your soul under the pretense that it's free.
->The only game where NA can shine internationally.
->A game where you wish you can strangle your teammates online.
-> A game where you need incredible aim and economic sense in order to play at an average level
-> Line-ups with different utilities are a must-learn if you don't wanna get flamed by non-English speaking Russians speaking faster than an Uzi.
-> Is where dreams are realized and shattered due to how high the bar is to become a pro
-> A game where knives costs more than guns
-> Before, you needed to think about your econ, your team's, and your opponent's. But now, you can just buy a Negev for $1700, literally cheaper than a fucking M4($2900), plus the Kevlar and Helmet which costs $650. And you can just pre-fire in order to remove the first 15 bullet increased recoil for it to become a literal laser than cannot only damage your enemies, but everyone, including you, who's within hearing range because of how obnoxiously loud this thing is.
-> There are 5 utilities currently usable within the game. The molly, which is a staple for controlling choke points, the classic grenade, the smoke used defensively and offensively, and the flash grenade that literally burns the unlucky one's eyes. And the decoy grenade, sent from the very depths of hell.
->A game where players learn how to cuss in different languages.
-> Used to have a price tag, now it only requires your soul under the pretense that it's free.
->The only game where NA can shine internationally.
->A game where you wish you can strangle your teammates online.
by Someone_who_hates_Windshitters June 28, 2022
