Cryoturd

Frozen fecal material, preferably one large log, and used for nefarious purposes.

Bob jammed a cryoturd into the vehicle's tailpipe and thought to himself "Revenge is a turd served cold and then rapidly reheated".

by Coraline Mae September 26, 2012

Cryogenic Toilet

The Cryogenic Toilet is what you use after you eat the Cryogenic Meal.

Cryogenic's Roomate: When are you going to get out of there you've been in there for 20 minutes.
Cryogenic: Give me 727 more minutes on the Cryogenic Toilet!

by Kauitsu April 14, 2022

Cryogenic Meal

The Cryogenic Meal is when you order the entire Taco Bell Menu.

I'm ordering the Cryogenic Meal

by Ottowa314 April 9, 2022

Cryosexual

To have extreme sexual fantasies within very cold places.

Michael: Dude, if we're gonna have sex here, take me to the meat locker.

Girlfriend: Its extremely cold though!

Michael: It's okay, I'm Cryosexual.

by Choi Hyunki June 18, 2011

cryoregiisvine

cryoregiisvine is a very nice mutual ( she’s only nice if you’re moots w her tho) so i recommend to moot/follow her rn for good luck and a a happy life😋 - leonsslut_

“ oh wow u also follow @cryoregiisvine?” “ofc i do why would i else be hot?”

by elliesgf May 13, 2022

Cryonics

Sometimes called "cryogenics," It is the amazing, severely underrated science of preserving legally dead people in a biologically alive state until nanotechnology permits reanimation. It can now be done without brain damage thanks to formula M22 cryoprotectant. To avoid power failures, they use a highly reliable, electricity-free liquid nitrogen system. they are legally and contractually required to keep all patients in storage until reanimation is possible. It can be paid for by life insurance benefaction. There are two options available, the whole-body and the neuro. the neuro is a head-only procedure for those who trust the regenerating medicine can regenerate the neck-down body. the benefits are more careful preservation of the brain and lower cost.

Ted Williams is a cryonics patient at Alcor. He chose the neuro option. Animation will be restored to him in the year 2046.

by Ballz To Da Wallz January 20, 2011

cryorities

A combination of the words cry and priorities. Typically used when people are crying about something that just doesn't matter, or while something much more important is at hand.

"Dude, if you're complaining about demoman being overpowered, you've got your cryorities out of order."

by eulo February 27, 2009