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chupagoblin

(n); mutant beast consisting of half chupacabra and half goblin. Generally eats small children and those who oppose its all mighty creator.
Jordan had to unleash his chupagoblin on his mormon friends, after they called his project ghoulish and unholy.
by midgetsnatcher August 21, 2003
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chupa pico

Used in Chile to name a person that have a excessive devotion to other person
Esa vieja es más chupa pico.
by YoMisma September 26, 2015
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wireless crapability

n. A weak wi-fi connection that your ISP insists is "blazing fast."
"We got a brand-new gateway from Comcast, but still only have wireless crapability -- every YouTube video freezes every five seconds."

Originally from Arrested Development: GOB's mispronunciation of "wireless capability," when listing Michael's ideas for Sitwell homes: "Number 32: Wireless crapability, that one explains itself."
by arkinese June 8, 2014
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chupar

by Anonymous November 9, 2003
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chupathingy

What Sarge calls the Chupacabra while making fun of grif
Sarge-See these two tow hooks...they look like tusks...and what kind of animal has tusks?
Grif-a walrus
Sarge-son, I thought I told you to stop making up animals. So if anyone has anymore Mythical creatures to name the jeep, Im sticking with Warthog....how bout it grif?
Grif-No sir
Sarge-You sure? come on, bigfoot
Grif...ahhh...no sir
sarge-Unicorn
Grif-No
Sarge-Yeti
grif-No
Simmons-Leprachaun?
Grif-Shutup, he doesn't need help
Sarge-Hey simmons, whats the name of that mexican lizard, eats all the goats/
Simmons-Uhh, I believe you are thinking of the chupacabra sir
Sarge-Hey grif...chupathingy...i like it, it has a ring to it
by Mustache Man March 3, 2005
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el Chupablanco

A very white man, almost a clear skin tone, whose only purpose in life is to pretend fuck every woman he meets to create drama in a social setting.

Also it's important to note that he eats glue and he's some what of a problem in the Midwest. He earns the nick-name Scourge of the Midwest due to the fact that he can ravage whole towns with his pretend fucking in a matter of hours.
Hide your wives, hide your daughters! el Chupablanco, Scourge of the Midwest, has been spotted!
by UNOWHOBOB September 11, 2010
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crapacity

Essentially, an amalgamation of crap and capacity, used to denote slowness and more generally, inefficiency.
Josh: Graham, this chairlift has a real crapacity.

Graham: I agree, hey look at her, what mincegrosity! Its such a shame whats happening to our youth.
by Tiffany Amber Trees-son April 10, 2004
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