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Cruncle

WTF! I now have a cruncle due to my redneck cousin Bubba marring my aunt Betty
by wowza! November 13, 2014
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crunkle

The act of getting crunk with one's uncle.
I got so crunk last night with my uncle. I was definitely crunkle.
by lcrisp April 17, 2010
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crundering

The act of crying and chundering (vomiting) at the same time. Usually a result of extreme sadness.
Dave: "Dude, are you okay?"
Mike: "Nope, I just crundered everywhere..."
Dave: "You rock at crundering."
by TooManyPixels November 17, 2011
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Bum chundler

Meaning either gay sex between men, puking on ones rectum, using a dildo on another mans rusty sheriffs badge, or shitting bricks
1) Man Cameron is such a bum chundler
2) Oh god, Cameron told us how he chundled all over some over guys bum!
3) Yeah, he bum chundled that guy
4) OMG dude, Cameron bum chundled all over your pillow!
by Ge15t/Unbrednoobman January 17, 2009
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cundle

When 2 men sleep next to each other with one's weiner tucked in between the other's butt cheeks.
Mark and Tyler cundled together by the beach all night.
by Ronnie Festa-Dylan Davis April 3, 2006
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Chundle

1. An amalgam of unlikely leftover foodstuffs, of various consistencies, flavors, and temporal origins. The admixture is traditionally allowed to simmer for days on end as a temporizing measure to ward off the growth of viscera-eating bacteria. Of note, ingredients may be added to the chundle pot as volume-expanders, to adjust flavor, and/or impact cosmetic appearance at any point in the chundle lifespan. Chundles older than 14 days should be consumed with discretion and deference to broader public health considerations.

2. An assemblage of scooped, churned, and tumbled ingredients from disparate cuisines, preferably leftovers in the later stages of edibility.

3. (scientific) the composite solution of multiple distinct culinary ingredients, which achieves a dynamic viscosity of no less than 1000 Pascal-seconds in standard conditions according to the contemporary scientific consensus.

4. (verb) To commit an item to dissolution in a pot of chundle.
“How do ya like that chundle? We got some more downstairs in a bucket!”

"Our special tonight is a 3-day-old chundle. It’s components include: an old can of split peas that fell behind the cabinet for an indeterminate period of time, an elusive roommate’s uneaten pad thai, the congealed bacon grease in the cast iron, scrap chicken skin from the preceding wing night, and that overzealous batch of cream of mushroom soup that’s been occupying space in your freezer since last flu season. Would you like to see the wine list?"

"Can I get a liter of juicy banger to wash this deeeeluxx chundle bucket down?"

"Did you just chundle that entire rotisserie chicken? Yes, I’m making myself a BONE CHUNDLE!”
by textingonthetoilet April 26, 2019
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Crunder

The underside of a crane, typically what the crane is carrying.
Grunk: Yo, what is that under the crane?
Cronkbopulease: Oh, crunder it is a shipping container.
by Beefaroni_Salesman December 12, 2022
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