crumbum

a person who never seems to be full

He asked me if I was going to finish my food, and I wasn't, so I gave it to him. I don't understand how he was still hungry, but he's always been a crumbum.

by Kibzen September 15, 2022

crumbum

a person with crums in their bum

Derek, you are a crumbum!

by pup8765 August 4, 2009

crumbum

A really bad musician. Someone who lacks technical proficeincy on their instrument, as evident in by the music on thecrumbums.com

That guitarist is a real crumbum. He is so out of tune it sounds like he is trying to be experimental

by keithke September 12, 2010

Crumbum

A random piece of debris and or food particle which accumulate in a confined area, and then, without your acknowledgment, fall into something in which you do not wish it to fall into

ex 1: shit, my grapey juice has crumbums in it..motherfucker left the lid off the juice jug.

by exzimazittitcackly February 2, 2009

crumbum

a person who acts like they are homeless are not necessarily living on the street.

John: I just gave jen some cash she said she doesnt know where she is sleeping at tonight.
Steve: thats wierd cus she lives with her parents.
John: what a fuckin crumbum

by bbandit April 21, 2009

crumbum

Poor person who claims too much benefit and spensd it all on drugs, prior to robbing the local petrol station.

The crumbum was found underneath the bridge with a porno mag, bottle of cider and empty bottlebag.

by Andy 'Wastic' Aldrich June 16, 2003

Crumbus

The Krampuses retard brother who comes out on boxing day. His hobbies include fucking sheep, public masturbation and singing. The Crumbus is often confused for a welshman due to its interest in beastiality.

Ren: "Holy shit, that welshman is raping a sheep." Phineas: "Dont worry. Its just The Crumbus. He's retarded."

by Shinobi Ranger May 27, 2016