Cruickshank

A very unattractive human being

You are such a cruickshank. you sure are.

by chris555555555 April 9, 2009

crowshank

a jovial expression of beauty, attractiveness, or just general hotness.

Eh yaw, we'z just chillin with some crowshank biddies up in our grill. I've been trying to reach 'em, but they aint flossin back... thats my word.

by Pumpernickel Posse November 18, 2003

cruckshank

A creature of dubious sexual persuasion, usually to be found loitering an a corby night club known as 'Vision'

Mating habits consist of buying persons of the same sex a drink, in the hope of..
A: Getting Some.
B: Having someone to talk/drool/grunt at.

Oi, Jason! you is me best mate, can I stand next to you please?

by Mysterious bloke January 6, 2005

Crushank

The word derives from an amalgamation of the acts of crying, shitting and wanking which, are performed simultaneously. The outcome of this act is a sensory and emotional overload (sic).

N.B. Acheiving a state of equilibrium amongst the three sensations experienced during a crushank takes some practice to achieve but once mastered, the subject may experience a state of nirvana.

"Shaxy read that book about Buddha and how he reached the higher plane through consistent crushanking and sought to emulate his most beloved mentor. He spent the next decade ferevently mastering the art of Crushank."

by Bojan June 26, 2008

cubshank

Semen produced by a small dog or puppy

Man, that tastes like cubshank!

by TheRandyMan July 20, 2005

Cruikshanked

A massive political defeat. Named after the California politician John Cruikshank, who waged a unwinnable race against a popular incumbent.

He has no idea what he's getting into. This election will end up with him being Cruikshanked.

by TH Political Memes March 6, 2024