A Steven Crowder

To be metaphorically "in the closet" and so fearful of your homosexuality that you viciously and relentlessly attack other homosexuals.

He is so in denial he is pulling "a Steven Crowder".
Before coming to terms with his homosexuality Ricky Martin did "a Steven Crowder".
He may be married to Hilary but that guy is so gay he must be doing "a Steven Crowder"!

by Knight of Niii June 3, 2019

crowbert

an old man, from ancient times that was reincarnated as a crow and was caught eating diapers on the side of the road. Usually quiet, drinks a lot of alcohol and is very retarded.

"Crowbert, get your ancient ass over here and clean up that diaper!"
"Crowbert has been acting weird."

by hxc_cheeto January 11, 2008

crowder powder

White, powdery substance that can be seen on or fall of old men i.e. dandruff.

Man our history teacher left crowder powder on the desk last period!

by pimpnasty101 February 22, 2011

DCB (David Crowder Band)

bottles and cans just clap your hands,

rock you like a hurricane,

sounds like the future

DCB (David Crowder Band) will rock you like a hurricane. DCB (David Crowder Band) sounds like the future.

by JeffMMiller June 22, 2006

DCB (David Crowder Band)

Very good christian rock band from Texas.

Nick Armenta kept asking Cody Nabors if he wanted to listen to DCB

by Cody Nabors April 9, 2005

crowberry

a gross deformation of the face, when during adolescense and puberty, the male develops very strawberry and crow-like face appearances. this is markedly more noticeable when large black head pimples appear all over the face. also causes a gross deformation of nose and skin colour.

ilan: "hey you look really ugly today"
crowberry: "ouch"

by pouya arshadi December 29, 2006

Crowder's Law

Crowder's Law states "The Dumber the Content, The Bigger the Audience". Coined in YouTuber and ruler of the Muscular Class Rm Brown's comments by Lukav to explain conservative commentator Steven Crowder's online influence.

Non-Muscular Class member: "Hey man, why does this idiot have so many subs?"
Rm Brown: "Idk man, Crowder's Law says so."

by ti2ca2 February 25, 2021