chocolate covered coconut crack

Noun.

THE BEST STUFF EVER!!!!!

Something that is insanely irresistible.

I can't pass up a donut, they are my chocolate covered coconut crack!

by rpetras April 29, 2008

jail cover

This term refers to using another person as a scapegoat or fall guy for your criminal endeavours. If the cops ever come around asking questions, you simply blame the jail cover. Ideally, your jail cover would be a complete and oblivious fucking moron who could easily be taken advantage of. It is good if they look up to you and want to be like you, so usually a person younger than yourself would be used. They are often forced to do grunt work that nobody else wants to do until the time comes for them to actually be arrested and serve their ultimate purpose.

Bubbles- "Don't you feel bad that Corey and Trevor went to jail for something you did?"

Ricky- "No. They're just fucking jail cover. Nothing more."

by ShaneWood January 13, 2012

cover/watch your six

Military term for watching/covering your back/rear side

Stay frosty and cover/watch your six!

by gunshy77 May 11, 2014

Don't judge a book by its cover

Don't judge a book by its cover basically means that you shouldn't judge before you know, you should't judge because 9 times out of 10 the reality is different than you think

Old dude: He has dreads and tattoos, he must be dangerous!
Youngin: Don't judge a book by its cover.

by Anonymousmf123 May 22, 2020

Covert Narcissist

Very thin-skinned, fragile ego, insecure yet entitled, self-centered, lacking in empathy and having a very low emotional IQ. They only care about themselves and view people as objects and pawns rather than human beings. They feed off of admiration, compliments & attention yet are never able to congratulate or thank you. If they offer an apology you can be sure it is insincere and only serves to regain control of their victims. They are just as manipulative as overt narcissists, and often more dangerous because you don’t see them coming. They yet come off as quiet, shy, sweet, innocent, & frequently charming. They do not seem to be a threat so you allow them into your lives unsuspecting, and they tear through your world like a tornado once they gain your trust. They lie, belittle, misuse, disrespect, control, and otherwise manipulate their prey into submission. Their tools are guilt, shame, blame, cat & mouse games and gaslighting. They punish you with passive agressive behavior, the silent treatment, put downs, and other subtle methods. They refuse to take responsibility for their actions and always twist everything around and turn it back on you. They can eventually become mentally, emotionally, physically and/or sexually abusive. They frequently will fly into a complete rage and break things. They may kill your pets or worse your children or you if their rage becomes explosive enough. They lack the ability to understand or control their emotions.

Covert Narcissist

I told Hunter I didn’t like him flirting with other girls in front of me and I end up being blamed for not trusting him and somehow he is now the victim. I’m still scratching my head.

I asked Jane if she minded that I chose the restaurant today and all the sudden I don’t “understand what it was like to be the overlooked middle child”. WTH?!

William flew into a narcissistic rage when I told him I felt like he was just using me for sex. He said I was sexist to assume all men can’t think with both heads at the same time.

by Sunny Dayz June 9, 2018

brogan cover

When you are getting naughty with a lady and you gently caress her nipples into your mouth and inhale slightly.

Oh no!! That guy just brogan covered my girl!

by Cullycover December 23, 2014

Brazilian covered wagon

The act of gripping the elastic band on the back of ones underwear, preferably a nerds, and pulling straight back to maximize length. You then precede to pull the underwear upwards and loop it over the nerds head, pulling his head back in a very painful manner.

(Noun) Dude, Billy totally just gave that nerd a Brazilian covered wagon!!!

(Verb) Dude, Billy totally just Brazilian covered wagoned that nerd!

by Kevin Schmitt November 14, 2011