crouch butter

When you have sex with a girl on her period, and she cums; the blended mixture of cum and period blood

Hey bro, is that ketchup on yo pants?

Nah main, just a lil crouch butter- ain't no thang.

by Crouch Butter September 11, 2015

Crouching Caesar

The act of squatting over someone's head, facing their feet and shitting in their mouth while simultaneously vomiting on their genitals.

On the days of Ancient Rome, the senators would oft perform the "Crouching Caesar" on their spouses after a fine feast.

by roblund March 8, 2007

cronchy

Extra crispy and/or crunchy

"Why, that is a nice cookie!"
"Yes, it is impeccible but it's really cronchy so its gone EVERWHERE!!!"
"Oh god, well that's unfortunate :("

by lord mollifer January 15, 2021

crouched potato

Sitting on the toilet trying to shit, when you've just had some chips. A difficult shit

One thing's for sure, after those chips you'll be called a crouched potato all night!

by Witherswither May 17, 2016

Crouch spamming

Only defined by one word gay

This crouch spamming ash main just killed me aka the gay ash main killed me

by D4hsh March 19, 2021

Crotchy

a term of endearment used by sexy azn hunnies to describe their beautiful manfriends.

I ♥ my crotchy ^^ he bought me Gucci!

by UR Crotch April 21, 2009

Cronchy

Extra cronchy.

Did you enjoy the tacos?

Not really, the shells were extra cronchy.

by Billie Goat May 5, 2019