crotching

The act of groping one's own crotch while watching someones significant other in admiration.

Hey dude do you mind not crotching my wife right in front of me!

by heddcase June 19, 2011

crotchies

when u have little rodents running around in your crotch, it feels wierd, REALLY WIERD

dude i have to say my crotchies are itchin like a bitch

by aubrey langeland May 6, 2003

Crotching

Having your eyes drawn to someones crotch - can be voluntary or involuntary action

Ken caught me crotching him!

by Motherhen33 June 19, 2010

Crotching

A slang word for telling a friend you had/have an erection without drawing the attention of the surrounding public

"Hey bro, what you been up to?"

"Just crotching out in maths, this girl was peng!"

by Crotchington December 9, 2008

Crotchwinger

To lift the leg, exsposing the crotch fully. Often used in figure skating and ballet.

"Welcome to the national figure skating tournament, the only place women willingly throw a crotchwinger."

by Alucard721.5 July 14, 2007

crotching-it

verb
stiitng in a lazy slouched position being inactive

BN was crotching-it on the couch

by jervis March 3, 2005

Cotchins

Greeting, as in "Hello"

Cotchins!
(a way of greeting someone in a gleeful way)

by TheDufster March 15, 2005