chotched

the end result of too many alcoholic beverages. can also be spelled chatched, but thats lame.

man i had like 20 appletinis, im so fucking chotched.
The other night i was so chotched, i spelled it chatched, how gay was that.

by Ryan and Jeremy September 21, 2007

Crotcheted

Becoming angry over something most people would ignore.

Getting unusually angry over something stupid.

That dude became crotcheted over a hair color he didn’t like.

One might ask what set his crotch ablaze or put his panties in a bunch but I much prefer asking what got him crotcheted.

by SpitFire4Truth September 18, 2020

cotched

To be in a state of intense relaxation.

"Come on mate lets go downstairs and watch the footy."
"Aww but I'm well cotched."

by Ashmanok February 20, 2007

Cretched

When someone is a creature from lack of social interaction and outdoor activities, they become cretched.

Boy 1- “Where’s Alex?”
Boy 2-“ He’s cretched now lad”

by Cretched_imp October 21, 2018

crotchet

(crot-SHAY) a large piercing in the genitalia with a crochet hook. Crotch, of course, refers to the area of the genitalia, and a crochet hook is used to turn yarn into fabric. It is similar to a knitting needle but may be larger and will have tortuous hooks on one or both ends.

A local craft shop saw a mysterious rise in the number of crochet hooks sold. All was explained when the craft shop owner visited the local body piercing studio and saw an artisan crotchet the young ladies labia.

by pornhorn50 January 18, 2010

crotchdensation

when a movie or a boyband gets your naughty parts glistening

Also known as panty cling

once q saw a post by her fave member on her facebook crotchdensation occurred

Mega crotchdensation was evident at the screening of twilight

by the great randoo December 12, 2009

crotchety

An adjective used to describe an old person. More specifically, someone who seems to hate life in their "golden years" and feels the need to take it out on others. These are the people that should be sent into the surface of the sun.

Look at that crotchety old bastard! He sure is mean!

by Dew-Driver June 27, 2005