Cronch

The sound you make when eating a banana the correct way

Where is Jim?
I don't know, eating a banana?
Jim: *Cronch* you called?

by Comrade Boris February 26, 2020

Cronching

when your sister is trying to eat your crops in minecraft

You ain’t finna be cronching down on my crops.

by NotTheSameKitchenSink420 August 1, 2019

cronch fart

the crunchy farts that pass between the vagina lips. A re-fart out of the vagina.

"Gir,l I JUST ripped a gnarly cronch fart."

by kraykray28 November 5, 2020

Coonch

A wonderful and progressive term used to refer in an ambiguous way to "privates" of all varieties. Also used to describe anything wondrous or joyful.

"Coonchliff john, hippo's yawn, all my chores is gonna be done by dawn"

by Honchpuppet February 4, 2021

Croinch

To have a large shit after baking for a while in the stomach.

Ooops got to go to the toilet, i'm dying for a croinch!

by REL74 February 11, 2010

Choonch

1. A funny word to call your friends
2. A short fat person

1. Stop being a choonch

2. She looks like a choonch

by wooddesign September 30, 2023

Creonche

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu term for traitor. Originating from an old brazilian cartoon character. A person who changes teams, challenges his masters or coaches opposing fighters. In general, someone who shows a lack of respect or loyalty to his team and instructors.

BJ Penn is a creonche for training with Ralph Gracie for years and then challenging Renzo Gracie to a fight.

by bjjitsu August 19, 2009