croaked dick

A dick that is done for and no longer goes up on demand.

“Yeah man, my dad’s got a croaked dick now he has to take Viagra.”

by reqkarleyuiem June 11, 2018

National Cooked Day

On this day your absolutely cooked

Person 1 - Have you heard of what day it is?

Person 2 - Yeah it's national cooked day

Person 1 - I hope Ben and smolbean survive 🙏

by TheOneAndOnlyBen April 23, 2024

she cooked a dead guy

What the Japanese advertisement of giga puddi sounds like 15 seconds into the song

puddi puddi puddi puddi she cooked a dead guy puddi puddi

by ChessRaven42 May 3, 2020

Dane Cooked

When a phrase, song, object, or just thing in general gets so overused that its not funny and/or cool anymore. Although it seems wicked sweet at first you soon realize everyone else who you have tagged as douche bags are saying the same things as you except poorly. Dane cook is a great comedian, i dont need the fat chick in the grade yelling his jokes in my face at lunch when im just trying to eat my god damn chicken patty.

1) -Yo man are you going to watch Summer Heights High later?

-Nah bro that shit got dane cooked.

by Bob (rull talk) Suarez February 12, 2009

dont get cooked stay of the hook

A term used in splatoon 2 used in the news channel

Dont get cooked stay of the hook!

by Woomy69 April 1, 2019

done cooked

a state of deep intoxication in which one cannot continue functioning in a coherent manner; usually followed by passing out

Ralph: Whoah man, that must be your 5th bong hit tonight.
Pete: I'm Done cooked (passes out)

by Gretchen O April 20, 2008

botox done cooked

it originated by someones tick tock live. It was a card game for abbreviation “BDC”
originally something else but she read this off the coments.
*botox done cooked
this my friend is brain rot at its finest

kayce: that ho botched
sienna: damnn botox done cooked
kayce: *silance*
sienna: BOTOX DONE COOKED
kayce & sienna: HAHAHAHA

by brainrotgoddess25 February 28, 2025