Crontch

A sticky vagina, as officially stated by Onision.

"She's doing the spilts really well!"
"Yeah but then we'll have to cleanup her crontch stench..."
"God crap it!"

by OniJosie May 18, 2014

croink

Similar to a doink but more croinky.

Marc: Bro I need a croink.
Ben: Croinkus croinkus croinkus?
Toucan: ANTHOOOONNYYY??
Marc: stfu toucan, I want my croink croink croinkus. toucan toucan toucan toucan...

by Berkus November 6, 2019

Corinthian Fountain

An ancient, but modernly practiced, sex act first discovered by the Corinthians who were part of a large city-state, such as Sparta. Except they were a not "war-lovers" but were Greek "ass-lovers". The Corinthian Fountain occurs after a serious anal ass pounding the recipient forces out a massive load of liquid shit and semen. The goal of the Corinthian Fountain is to spray the load as high as possible into the air before it splashes down again on the exterior of the buttocks. The higher the spray, the more gratification received.

Gary invited Donna to his dorm room to study for their Greek history test but instead wound up pounding her anal orifice for over an hour. She later blew a three foot Corinthian Fountain all over her ass. Gary was extremely satisfied.

by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2009

Crontard

Someone who is hopelessly incompetent when it comes to basic computer tasks.

Not always, but often applies to person(s) born before 1990.

IT guy: Jamie is a complete Crontard. This is the fifth time I have had to walk her through the process of adding contacts into her contact list.

by EagleAS October 29, 2011

Corinth, NY

A small town with about 6000 people and 4 last names. Also for some reason the resisdent prefer to have the name pronounced Cornth(not sounding out the I). For what reason is unknown.

Person 1: I've never seen so many confederate flags before.
Person 2:Where were you?
Person 1:Corinth, NY.
Person 2: Was it some kind of a holiday?
Person 1: Yeah, Independance Day.

by Jockco willy July 30, 2010

coint

gettin' money.

girl go get ur coint, secure that bag!!!

by ryubby March 13, 2018

croing

To "stick to" someone like Velcro; having the hots for someone.

She must really like that guy, she's been croing on him all evening.

by talk2me-JCH2 April 13, 2021