crog 

origin- unknown

crog you
you have croggy toes
what’s up crog

crog by 🐸👹 August 31, 2021

Crog-Master 

Female capable of unclogging even the most disturbing of kitchen sink clogs with bare hands. See Crog.

Male1: "Dude, there's a nasty crog in the sink."
Male2: "Don't worry, I'll get my girlfriend to do it; she's a crog-master."

Crog-Master by crisis31 April 20, 2010

Crog Bella 

A cousin who is underage and very hot and someone you really want to have sexual interactions with.

Dustin: Wow my cousin Stev is such a Crog Bella.
Bystander: I say.

Crog Bella by 99 FM and Cooking May 20, 2010

CROG THE INSIDIOUS 

This person may be confused in life. After watching some cartoons, they may give themself a nickname such as crog the insidious which they think is wicked cool! When needing an attention and or self confidence boost they may shit on the floor or “get schwifty” To Appeal to the small amount of friends he has. If you know a crog the insidious, they probably smell like donkey shit

Omg It was so embarrassing when they called me a crog the insidious

Ew you smell like crog the insidious

I’m not gonna make it to the bathroom, I’m gonna pull a Croft’s the insidious

CROG THE INSIDIOUS by Damgiarc May 19, 2019

Crog Grog 

The resulting excrimants plummeting from the colon after a night of tequilla drinking.

This tequilla is sure going to conjure up a thick batch of crog grog tomorrow.

Crog Grog by MamaDuck June 6, 2009

crog log 

Crog Log: someone that is always drunk 24/7 and if not they immediately start having withdrawals.

Matt: Have you met Chris yet?

Josh: No why?

Matt: Good hes an absolute Crog Log, dont let him near your fridge it will be empty in minutes.

crog log by xXMRC00LXx8 October 22, 2018

Crog Pot

Crog pot is a beast. He is swaggy and crazy.

“AYEE LOOK AT CROG POT”
“I WANNA BE JUST LIKE HIM”

Crog Pot by anonymous April 30, 2022