A rich playboy who doesn't care about peoples feelings and will take your squishmallow drop you then burn it.
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Crustopher Columbus is when you are the first to discover the discharge crust in a woman's panties. When one discovers the panties of ew in 1492.
Bro, I'm Crustopher Columbus. This girl had discharge crust all up in them panties! It smelled like a warm turtle tank and helicopter smoke!
by Mophew April 10, 2025
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