The Tori-Crockett Effect

(n.) A sensation that occurs when reading words written by a Tori Crockett, that induces her voice in your head.

Every single time I text Tori, I hear it in her voice and her voice only. It must be the Tori-Crockett Effect

by tcrockpot October 12, 2020

Davy Crockett

one of the smallest nuclear missiles ever built, used with a recoilless rifle. created by the US military during the cold war. it didn't have good accuracy but its high radiation made up for this.

the Davy Crockett was used in the popular video game metal gear solid 3: snake eater by a Russian colonel of the GRU called colonel Volgin.

by R Kempinski September 5, 2007

The Davey Crockett

A sexual manuever in which you slip a muscle relaxant into your
gal's snizzpod, then slide your head in, thus wearing your partner's now-relaxed snatch-fur as a coonskin cap.

She did say, 'Do whatever you want', so I pulled a Davey Crockett. She's walking normal again after that surgery though.

by John Boy December 23, 2003

jake crockett

a blantant homosexual cowboy faggot with a fetish for goat balls, and other farm animal untensils of a male origin

damn jeffery you's a jake crockett

by Themastawordsmith November 22, 2010

davy crocket

To defecate into ones hair and spike it up in a festive manner. When it dries, it should look similar to Davy Crocket's "Coon Hat."

When Bobby-James, and Mary-Sue-Ann make thier weekly love, they enjoy finishing up with a brisk "Davy Crocket."

by Wunderboy January 27, 2008

Crocket

The Crocket (crotch-pocket) is the area between your ass/genitals and the seat, convenient for placing your phone while driving.

Oooooo my prostate is tingling, must have gotten a text from Bill. Hey fetch my phone out of my crocket.

by Assmunch97 August 1, 2017

crocketter

a person who is clever but hates it

will argue with people who they feel deserve it

and is very funny

beth crocketter

by gary montague September 28, 2008