crock pot

When one takes a monstrous repugnant shit and then without flushing immediately takes a scolding hot shower. The door and all the windows must be shut and the toilet seat must be up. If all these steps are taken then the feces will cook and fester resembling the effects of a crock pot.

Guy 1 "What did you do last night?"
Guy 2 "My roommate was pissing me off so I left him a filthy crock pot.

by Podaddy June 22, 2009

Crock Pot

1. A pothead with an erection
2. One who smokes marijuana while masturbating

See Crock.

Mary: My boyfriend is such a crock pot...

Jane: Oh then you two are perfect for each other!!

by MrAmazingful July 16, 2011

Crock Pot

Farting under an electric blanket and then pulling it over your significant others head, similar to the "Dutch Oven" but using an electric blanket.

Terri, my MILF, and I were cuddled up under my electric blanket when she let one rip and pulled a crock pot.

by TerritheMILF January 22, 2011

Crock Pot

When your spooning with a girl, and you manage to slip your penis inside her vagina and you both fall asleep, and it just sits in there and marinates, just like a crock pot.

"Man I was so tired last night I got behind my girl and managed to get it in, but we just crock potted because we were so tired.

by BigFellow2010 November 8, 2009

crock pot

A crock pot is releasing a loose stool while bathing with another person.

How many times have you been in a bathtub or a jacuzzi with a girl after having a few drinks and you have to take a massive shit? Do your business, get out of the tub and yell CROCK POT BITCH!
Can anyone say beef stew?!

by frankieeee September 23, 2006

crock pot

To fart into a sheet and then toss it on the face of the one next to you.

Her snoring was pissing me off, so i crock potted her.

by jfxj67 August 5, 2010

crock pot

a woman who is a "slow cooker," has to process "stew" her anger over a long period of time before she will express it to her mate

Bob: Why the long face, Herman?
Herman: My wife's a crock pot.
Bob: She found out you blew the tax return on your new Harley, huh?
Herman: Yep, now I've got to wait three days before I hear, "We've got to talk."
Bob: Yowza! Hey, since you've got three days, let's go to Vegas.

by tanxenchou June 1, 2011