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Crotcheted

Becoming angry over something most people would ignore.

Getting unusually angry over something stupid.
That dude became crotcheted over a hair color he didn’t like.

One might ask what set his crotch ablaze or put his panties in a bunch but I much prefer asking what got him crotcheted.
by SpitFire4Truth September 18, 2020
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crochit

a slur against people who crochet or knit
do not use this slur unless you yourself crochet! it is highly offensive
YOU DAMN CROCHIT !! ALL YOU DO IS SIT AND CROCHET ALL DAY!!
by redsslurs January 18, 2022
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Tubbs and Crockett

You trying to get with Tubbs and Crockett later?
by Yabels September 10, 2010
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crotchet

(crot-SHAY) a large piercing in the genitalia with a crochet hook. Crotch, of course, refers to the area of the genitalia, and a crochet hook is used to turn yarn into fabric. It is similar to a knitting needle but may be larger and will have tortuous hooks on one or both ends.
A local craft shop saw a mysterious rise in the number of crochet hooks sold. All was explained when the craft shop owner visited the local body piercing studio and saw an artisan crotchet the young ladies labia.
by pornhorn50 January 18, 2010
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Davey Crockett Hat

a very hairy vaginal area,where the bush continues around the vagina onto the anus and surrounding areas,thus leaving a giant,Davey Crockett hat.
Any questions???
I bet courtney cox has a big davey crockett hat.
some German girls have very nice davey crockett hats
by seacadi67 October 2, 2009
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Crockett

The baddest, most macho, stylish motherfather who ever walked the planet. Detective James "Sonny" Crockett, played by Don Johnson on Miami Vice.
Wow, that guy is straight-up Crockett.
by Crockett1984 March 6, 2009
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crotchety

An adjective used to describe an old person. More specifically, someone who seems to hate life in their "golden years" and feels the need to take it out on others. These are the people that should be sent into the surface of the sun.
Look at that crotchety old bastard! He sure is mean!
by Dew-Driver June 27, 2005
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