Craptard

A stupid ass person.

That guy from Telstra is a Craptard!!

by CrazyLawrence98 February 17, 2019

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craptardation

a common retardation, resulting from over-consuption of crappy entertainment products (e.g. Shakira songs or reality shows). people suffering from craptardation cannot differentiate between a bear and an ice-cream as well as between the super-gravity theory and the string theory.
generally these people have a crappy lifestyle and don't have sex regularly.

- ooh, i'm having so much fun listening to shakira, she is the best EVER!
- look over there! that's a bear! agh! it is coming right towards us! ruuuun!
- what bear, that's just a giant ice-cream. aaagh...
- die, u craptarded biatsh. u had a big craptardation quotient anyways.

by crapooligan April 20, 2007

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croptard

Someone who takes screenshots of photos because they don’t know how to save the originals, but they also don’t know how to crop their screenshots down to just the photo, so they repost photos of their whole screen.

I see a lot of good memes posted today but they were a nuisance to re-share because they were posted by croptards.

by SgtBoom May 31, 2021

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Crimtard

It's the junction of the words crimson – from King Crimson – and retard. It can be used to mock King Crimson's fans who usually make absurd and retarded jokes or memes about the band.

P1: "I'M WHEELS⚙️⚙️⚙️⚙️♿♿♿🚗🚗🚗 I'M MOVING WHEELS⚙️⚙️⚙️⚙️♿♿♿🚗🚗🚗 COCK 🍆🍆🍆 FUNNY🤣🤣🤣 COCK 🍆🍆🍆 FUNNY🤣🤣🤣 IN THE COURT OF THE CRIMSON KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING👹👹👹👹 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I LOVE♥️♥️♥️ POLYRHYTHMS 🎵🎼💿🎹🎹🎻🎷EASY MONEYYYYYY💸💸💸💸💵💵💵🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑💲💲💲💰💰💰💰💰💰💳💳💳 HEALTH FOOD REDACTED 🧆🧆🧆🧆 I HATE🤬🤬🤬 JOJO🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮! I HATE🤬🤬🤬 JOJO🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮! I HATE🤬🤬🤬 JOJO🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮! 💪💪💪CAT'S 🐈 FOOT 🦶 IRON🛢️ CLAW 🐅 PENIS🍆🍆🍆 OF AN ALIEN 👽👽👽👽👽👾👽 🌞LARLS🌞 🌞LARLS🌞 🌞LARLS🌞 🌞LARLS🌞 🌞LARLS🌞 STARLESS AND STARLESS AND STARLESS AND 🌠🌠🌠 I DO REMEMBER ONE 1️⃣ THING, JAKKO BAD🤡🤡🤡 WETTON GOOD🥳🥳🥳🥳 I DO THINK💭💭💭 IT'S GOOD 👍👍👍I REPEAT🔁 MYSELF WHEN UNDER STRESS 😰I REPEAT🔁 MYSELF WHEN UNDER STRESS 😰I REPEAT🔁 MYSELF WHEN UNDER STRESS 😰I REPEAT🔁 MYSELF WHEN UNDER STRESS 😰I REPEAT🔁 MYSELF WHEN UNDER STRESS 😰I REPEAT🔁 MYSELF WHEN UNDER STRESS 😰I REPEAT🔁 MYSELF WHEN UNDER STRESS 😰 I REPEAT🔁 MYSELF WHEN UNDER STRESS 😰I REPEAT🔁 MYSELF WHEN UNDER STRESS 😰 BEAT🎵 GOOD👍👍👍 BEAT🎵 GOOD👍👍👍LADIES 💃💃💃 OF THE 🛣️🛣️🛣️ LADIES 💃💃💃 OF THE 🛣️🛣️🛣️ LADIES 💃💃💃 OF THE 🛣️🛣️🛣️ @EVERYONE PEE💦 @EVERYONE PEE💦 BR00F WH00PS! DO YOU LIKE 🥰🥰🥰 GROON??!?!?!?!"

P2: "What a Crimtard"

by Sharks’ Lungs in Lemsip October 8, 2023

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