criminaltard

This does not exist.

criminaltard...never heard of it.

by Wickedmind July 5, 2019

subliminal criminal

A criminal who is not consciously aware of being a criminal.

He takes whatever he needs and does whatever he wants, he’s a subliminal criminal.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 7, 2021

Smooth Criminal

Something you just got hit by.

You've been hit by—
You've been hit by—
A Smooth Criminal

by Biggest Boye June 4, 2018

Criminal Of Bollywood

Rowdy stud who makes his competitors shit in their pants.

Criminal Of Bollywood is badass guy who burn his hater's arse .

by Wickedmind July 6, 2019

Crepingtons

Crepingtons, usually known as ‘creps’, are the trainers most commonly worn by ‘roadmen’ or ‘chavs’. The word ‘crepingtons’ is usually affiliated with the British aristocracy.

“Wagwan my blud, are those some new crepingtons I see?”

by RedYoda January 30, 2021

Criminal record fever

A term applied to both men and women who have the hots for anyone who has a criminal record. This term is generally applied to women, considering the majority of people with criminal records are men, but can also be used for men who have a sexual preference to women with a criminal record

“Oh my good he has a criminal record, what a bad boy! I love bad boys, I can’t control my criminal record fever”

by Brian3000 August 27, 2019

criminally negligent humor

Slipped into conversation like a stiletto between the ribs, an unintended yet nearly lethal joke.

She looked innocent, her blue eyes wide, and he never saw it coming, another taste of her criminally negligent humor. Sliding from the bed and falling to the floor, he begged, "Don't make me laugh! Please!" It was too late.

by Monkey's Dad March 26, 2023