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french cries

An imaginary food, usually accompanied first by a waaburger. Is usually offered to someone who is whining, complaining, bitching, or any other annoying offense.
Guy: I can't spell anything right in this dictionary.
Guy 2: Get yourself a waaburger and some french cries.

Dude: I can't take it anymore!
Dude 2: Dude, get youself some french cries and quit complaining.
by punkbass_20x6 January 15, 2006
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Walking cries

When your toddler walk around crying because they are tired or for no other reason, other than crying.
Why is she just walking around crying over nothing? Because she has the walking cries.
by ellakitty25 March 19, 2010
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The wind cries mary

Letting out a fart that changes so much in pitch that it sounds like a Jimmy Hendrix guitar solo
Jacob: Hey Magnus, I just had the best fart in the bathroom
Magnus: Awesome, loud?
Jacob: Loud and a propper "The wind cries Mary"
Magnus: What?
Jacob: (does airguitar moves and makes guitar noices) You know changing the pitch so that it sounds like a propper guitar solo, The Jimmy Hendrix Experience
Magnus: (rolling on the floor laughing) hahahahaha
by Noia November 8, 2013
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french cries

a fictional food that implies someone is being a cry baby. It is most often accompanies the word wamburger.
jake: mom, chris won't stop making weird faces at me!

chris: awww does poor baby want a wamburger and some french cries?
by Pont Lemarce November 9, 2006
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wolf cries

A term used when you receive text constantly from woman you hate wanting to party.

A reference used while hunting for NHT "New Hot Taint"
Dude, Ashley and her friends keep sending me wolf cries about tonight. Im just looking for some NHT, not a chasity belt and a fog horn... not a chick who looks like a man ... and a man that looks like a chick.
by thatoneguy5000 March 26, 2010
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The Wind Cries Mary

A phrase for when you smell weed in the vicinity, on a person, in the air, or just in general. Also referring to the potency of the plant.
"Dammit Shawn! Have you been smoking without me? I know you're lying, the wind cries Mary!"
"Shit son, the Mary cries like the wind. I think I'm gonna have to sit down."
by sabata March 28, 2015
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french cries

yelled at someone that is whining to imply to him that he is whiny
Go get yourself some french cries and a wamburger
by T-Money April 1, 2005
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