Cretin

Thug wannabe adolescents that present obvious stunted growth (short height, mental handicaps) from a likely deficient diet and improper mannerisms such as name calling once a safe distance away from the target.

I cretin might say:

Yo, this 50 cent is da bomb. I'm gonna go skateboard back to my crib, make a bowl of Trix cereal, and listen to dis. Hey, somebody yell "faggot" at that guy we walked past 500 yards ago.

by Nomad78 March 24, 2010

Cretin

1. a person who has retarded mental and physical growth.

2. an insult for somebody who acts like a douche

1. hey! look at that guy over there! he can't run, what a cretin

2. uh! tammy is such a cretin!

by thelegend1234567 October 22, 2010

Cretin

An affectionate term, used on things like small woodland creatures.

"Aww look at that little cretin."

by cretin2 April 29, 2009

Cretin

Sland term invented by greasers in the Late 1960s/early 1970s to describe someone that is stupid. The word spawned from Lincoln high schools greaser crowd,directly from my father

etymology
(Cr)azy+R(et)ard+In=Cretin
Literal definiton:Crazy Retard

Peter:Look at the cretin over there
Willy:Yeah he's dumb alright

by ModRock123 May 1, 2006

cretin

A Person that is: brainless, stupid, child-like, and full of pointless information that makes no sense and appeals only to other cretins. They can be found in abundance in every single populated internet forum, where they race to post as many mind-numbing messages as possible in a single session. In addition, they seemingly interbreed with other cretins, ensuring that their cretinous genes continue long after they end up dead meaning the Internet will never be rid of their kind. More's the pity.

Jodie and her friends like to post messages on forums about how cool it is to kick cats down stairs and throw banana skins at hungry tramps. Clearly they are cretins and should be eradicated from existence.

by Reginald Barrington February 12, 2004

cretin

Severe mental retardation caused by a major deficiency in the thyroid gland.

A rather entertaining insult used by intelligent people to describe people who won't get the meaning of the insult even after a second or third explanation.

Intellectual: "You're rather cretainous, aren't you?"
Cretin: "HUR?"

by J-FizzleNizzle December 16, 2008

cretin

The lowest form of humanity. A person that is a waste of air. A person who is lazy and dosent contribute anything to society.

Mikey Rehmeyer is a cretin.

by cretinw January 16, 2008