CroixBoix(s)

(noun)
1. A couple of jovial lads who love LaCroix Sparkling Water
2. Some straight up nasty ass hood ass dirty ass mufukas
3. Educated gentleman who value long term commitment and fiscal responsibility.

I just shotgunned like fo'ty two LaCroixs like a goddamn CroixBoix(s).

Damn, them CroixBoixs just fucked my bitch. Steve, you seen my wallet? Did them CroixBoix(s) get my wallet too? Oh shit, can bubbles get a bitch pregnant? I was a bubble boy, I don't know about no bubble baby.

There's nothing like reading a little bit of Descartes while managing your assets like a CroixBoix(s), now is there Phillip?

by Wherethewildkinzare May 19, 2017

Croix Wheatfall

To intimidate the room with your taped nips and big abs

Stop Croix Wheatfall-ing us

by Loucus July 30, 2022

croixed

verb to hook up with an unattractive woman

Dude why would Jake ever bring that ugly girl over?

I don't know man, but he definitely croixed.

by l a d y g a g a March 26, 2023

la croix'd

To taint mildly with flavor.

I mean, if you pick the pineapple off the pizza, your cheese is has still been La Croix'd with that funky ass hot fruit juice. I'd still judge a person that picked the stuff off.

by trashbagdanger October 2, 2018

La Croix

Translated from Italian to Mandarin to Greek to Chinese to English to American Sign Language to British to Bolivian back to Mandarin to Russian then finally translated to English and it means: The Pee

Ah! La Croix. I was wondering when pee would be put in a drink!

by The Lanky Giraffe September 20, 2018

La Croix

Literally carbonated water that tastes like it was made next to someone who thought about a fruit. Half a second of delicious flavor, and 10 minutes of a disgusting metallic-tasting aftertaste in your mouth. Probably named "La Croix" because you put "la croix" over graves #leadpoisoning

La Croix belongs in the trash and nowhere else.

by zuhazana September 30, 2019

Croix Boi

A girl describing her male best friend who enjoys La Croix

You can tell he's her Croix Boi because they're constantly hanging out together

by hihenryitsjosie October 28, 2018