media credentials

Media Credentials are given to the working members of the media who attend press conferances.

Will tried to get into the Washington Wizards Press Conferance, but he lost his media credentials. He then proceeded to go home and tell everyone he knew in his uber life that they were bandwagoners.

by Mike Fo Sheezay October 25, 2007

Cremented

When you're so absolutely ruined from being tired and drunk and every other crashing emotion and can't comprehend anything but the sweet release of death.

Did you see John? he spent all night trying to deal with Jennifer and he became horribly cremented. poor bastard!

by MeefsTheDragon March 8, 2017

credentialized

the artificial self-enhancement that people seem to precive themselves to have while they are wearing an official laminated credential on a sponsored lanyard.

She got all credentialized when she went back stage at the concert with her all access pass, living in the fictional world that she is actually apart of the group in concert.

by LameCred September 10, 2010

Crescent Assassin

When you get your butthole eaten out, while you have hemorrhoids.

Damn dude, my ass was so sore until that bitch gave me a Crescent Assassin.

by captainstab2000 March 2, 2011

Crescent City, FL

A place where illegal Mexicans come to grow marijuana and play soccer

Guy A: "hey have u ever been to Crescent City, FL bruhh?"
Guy B: "yea man I bought some crippy from a Mexican there"
Guy A: "palatka is better lol"
Guy B: " I know"

by Nofatchicks November 28, 2013

Freya Crescent

The hottness of FF9, damn I wish she was real.

Freya is a fucking hottie.

by Woman December 3, 2003

Crescent Man

someone who will be there whenever you need a helping had, someone who will help from across the country, someone who will always support, someone who is utterly amazing, someone who can fix bikes, someone who will catch birds, mice and crickets and take them away

Patrick Vincent Duffy is the most amazing Crescent man ever!

by Beta Beta May 3, 2009