Cream pie

a pie made of a thin crust and filled to the brim with wiped cream.
also when you are having sex and you bust a nut in the person.

i just made a cream pie, do you want some.

by g0ran March 9, 2021

Cream pie

The one type of pie you can't make in November

Her: should i make a cream pie tonight?

Him: you can't it's November.
Her: so?
Him: it's NNN
Her: fuck off, thats not what i ment.

by Dev not conner baslow December 10, 2019

Cream pie

NOT A PASTRY another word for a girl cumming so much it looks like a pastry in her pussy, usually licked up by guy (or other girl not discriminating)

Yo i fucked a girl and she cream pied all over herself

by XXPurplygamingXX May 29, 2018

Cream pie

when a guy is in a girl and it feels good and he cums out with thick white icing on the girl and she eats it all up..... yummy daddy

uhhh uhh daddy i want your cream pie all on me... ouuuu that is so fucking tasty yummm!

by cream pie king December 9, 2018

Cream Pie

A cream pie is not just cumming in the vag! its getting the girl to squeaze it out as well. Other filling included:
1. Blood
2. Urine
3. Sweat
4. Faeces
5. Gravy

Leroy: I didnt have a rubber but she didn't care. She pushed it all out!
Daryll: Shit Son!!! Cream Pie!!

by TJ Baxer March 5, 2009

Cream Pie

A multi step process that begins when a man ejaculates into another man's anus. Then, the man who receives the ejaculation, puts his legs in the air and farts the semen out of his anus. It must be noted that unlike the standard cum fart, the Cream Pie is intentional.

Todd really gave Craig a good ass pounding before shooting his hot load in his ass. Then, Craig delivered a steaming-hot cream pie.

by Dr. Crunch September 14, 2007

Cream Pie

Have your body covered in cum

Oh yeah i love the way u cream pie me

by AY GAY BOIU January 27, 2018