killed the dream cream

When somebody awakens you from a dream in which you were getting laid by a gorgeous person you have no shot at in real life.

Hey man, last night I was sleeping, I was having a dream about boning Angelina Jolie. It was really getting hot, and then my kid walked into the room to wake me up. Totally killed the dream cream.

by Dreamerman May 16, 2010

California Dream Cream

The act of inserting a cream sickle into a woman's vagina immediately after giving birth, the warmth of the embryonic fluid melts the cream sickle and what is left on the stick is California dream cream.

The young boy went up to the ice cream truck and asked the man for a Spongebob pop. The man gave him the pop and the boy exclaimed "that's not a spongebob pop, that's California Dream Cream!"

by mike devivo February 08, 2015

Maple Dream Cream

When a Canadian shoots his syrup on ones face.

Oh my God Becky, I took a shot of Adams Maple Dream Cream last night all over my face. What a experience Aye?

by TuckN'Roll October 27, 2018

Cream dream

When you have dreams of sex because you forgot to wash the sheets after ejaculating in them.

Yo yesterday's cream dream was so good.

by DikSlam October 02, 2022

cream dream

A nocturnal emission.

I went 70 days without masturbating as an adolescent. Man, there were lots of cream dreams.

by Ereck Flowers November 14, 2018

Cream Dream

A man crush.

A man a straight guy would go gay for.

Finding out a handsome male celebrity is gay/bi.

Me: Jefferey Dean Morgan is an amazing actor, he’s badass as Negan, bro.

Friend: Hell yeah, dude! He’s my cream dream.

by KidVicious666 November 02, 2021

Cream dream

I dream about ice cream

Bro that cream dream was so delicious last night.

by Creamy dream June 17, 2020