Crayoning, is that whilst squeezing out a big hard pooh, you attempt to put skids in odd places around the bowl by crayoning with it. Hopefully they remain after flushing. It helps to learn the flush cycle to know which part gets the least flush. Crayoning is better for audiance appreciation
At the dinner whilst meeting future parents in law, mention that you did some wondeful crayoning, if possible show them the pic on your mobile phone.
pooh crap dump shit
pooh crap dump shit
by ConFest Pete September 11, 2011
Get the Crayoningmug. Blunt-tipped instrument of destruction, in the wrong hands it can cut a swath of waxy filth across the cleanest of construction paper
Most people like to use them, but unless you're Assyrian, I wouldn't touch them, much less pronounce them.
Most people like to use them, but unless you're Assyrian, I wouldn't touch them, much less pronounce them.
by Zephyr December 25, 2003
Get the crayonmug. 
by xxleeweexx April 12, 2013
Get the Crayonmug. A person who is usually referred to as a spastic.
Usually used in conjuction with the word muncher.
As in "you crayon muncher"
Usually used in conjuction with the word muncher.
As in "you crayon muncher"
by Gary Coulter June 7, 2004
Get the crayonmug. by theawesomeoneee February 10, 2010
Get the crayonmug. by crazymonkey123 March 12, 2010
Get the Crayonmug.