crippleshits

Debilitating, involuntary and powerful expulsion of the contents of the lower colon and/or rectum, barely arrested by a nimble brown eye muscle. Victims exhibit telltale "peg leg" like hobble as knees and ankles are locked out. Inquisitions for bathroom, broom closet, back alley, car wash, etc. normally accompany this demoralizing digestive state.

"Joe why u walkin' like that? You break your knees?"
"Naw bra-'sall good- Jus da Crippleshits. Where da bathroom in this joint?"

by TheSnakePit November 1, 2015

crapplebees

The name people call Applebee's when they hate it.

Person 1: heard you went to applebees

Person 2: no, I went to crapplebees

by UrbanizedLife409 June 3, 2016

no capples

no capples is basically the phrase “no cap,” meaning “no lie,” or “on god.” some people type “no cap,” as: 🚫🧢. when typing “no capples,” in emojis, you would type:🚫🧢🍏/🍎. (apple color of your choice, of course.) no cap and no capples are basically the same phrase, just a more fun way to say it.

Boy 1: That girl is fine asf, no capples.
Boy 2: I know this man did not just say “no capples.”

by catiya October 12, 2019

Washington Crapple

After anal, shove an apple up her/his asshole, then proceed to use your rod for deeper insertion. Have her/him deficate the apple on to a serving platter. Slice apple and serve with plenty of the remaining feces.

Boyfriend: Do you know what today is honey?
Girlfriend: Yea, Tuesday!
Boyfriend: Tuesday! You know what that means?
Girlfriend: I sure do sweetheart!
Both together: It's Washington Crapple Night!

by Washingtoncrapple March 31, 2010

The Crappies

A very rare STD consisting of the following diseases; the crabs, the clap, and herpies, which when combined create an unstoppable STD that can be transmitted without sexual or physical contact.

Does this look like the "Crappies" to you?

I think that girl gave me the crappies.

If your pee itches when you burn you probably have the crappies.

by Gritty42 October 24, 2011

crApple

The proper term for Apple.

The iMac, the Powermac, the iPod... what will crapple think of next?

by Assholes Inc. September 14, 2003

Crappled

When you sit on the toilet for so long your legs go numb.

One time I was on the toilet at work playing on my phone and looking at pictures of girls I’ve slept with and I got crappled. I had to crawl out under the bathroom stall door using my hands and drag my body back to my desk. After a few minutes I was able to feel my legs again and pull up my pants.

by Bilbo D. Faggins October 16, 2012