I lost my crap-petite!

When one needs to take a crap extremely bad, however the person who was previously in the bathroom left a horrific smell so bad that said person losses their appetite to take a crap.

Brad- Hey Tom, I thought you were going to use the bathroom?

Tom- No, I was going to but the smell left in there was so bad I lost my crap-petite!

by devin1994 December 18, 2013

crappetizer

Appetizers that you typically get in a chain or fast food restaurant that are usually high-fat, high-cholesterol, and high-calorie (but we usually eat them anyhow).

Let's just order some crappetizers: chili-cheese fries with ranch dressing, loaded nachos with extra cheese, and some potato skins with bacon and sour cream!

by Karen Drummey August 5, 2007

crappitite

The extreme urgency to crap.

After the nuclear war Jim lost his crappitite

by Jim Gayman September 2, 2006

crampette

From the french word crampé (meanning laughing out loud) crampettte means à little less crampé.

This Verville is so crampette, I craped my pants.

by [e-mail] December 13, 2004

crappeine

The imaginary drug that comes with caffeine losing its effect. Usually in relation to sleepiness, tiredness, and in severe cases, passing out where you stand.

Its been 9 hours since my last coffee. I think the crappeine is kicking in.

by mocha sushi January 5, 2009

chappette

The female form of chap

She is a chappette because she is very chap like

by starchyboy June 30, 2008

Crappetizer

When someone does not flush the toilet after taking a dump leaving it to be discovered by the next user.

I went to use the bathroom at Wal-Mart and someone left me a Crappetizer!

by LazyFantazzie March 2, 2010