Caught on the Crapper

When someone catches you masturbating on the toilet or when semen is found on the toilet seat.

Boy: Hey you wanna go see a movie with me and Beth?

Friend: No, I can't.

Boy: Why not?

Friend: I got caught on the crapper.

by Lolerskates96 June 1, 2010

the crapper

the bathroom

I'm going to the crapper

by Dawn September 12, 2002

Crapference

A so called "Leadership" conference put on by companies who's managers are clueless.

I have a Crapference scheduled for the 25th of next month so I won't be able to get any work done.

by Tomicus January 31, 2009

crapper's high

A state of confusion and disorientation after taking a major crap. Like that which is experienced after eating an entire CHIPOTLE burrito.

After exiting the bathroom, Dave said he was feeling ok but I could tell from his glazed-over eyes he was suffering from crapper's high.

by denbownium July 23, 2009

Dick Crapper

The name you give your child if you hate him.

Teacher looks at class list
Molly Smith
Sam Jones
Abby Johnson
Bob Nguyen
Dick Crapper

by Anonymouse🐀 December 16, 2018

cream crackered

Knackered (as in extremely tired). Rhyming slang.

I am cream crackered!

by dan September 2, 2004

Crapped Ass

When one is inebriated to the point where they lose control of their bowels and defecate themselves.

"Dude you are such a crapped ass."

by Conorwonor March 14, 2010