crapper

n. A performance artist who attempts to blend the musical stylings of Country and Rap, resulting in a piece of CRAP.
Examples include Cowboy Troy and Jessica Simpson.
I bet that crapper's new album is full of it.

Boy, that new Jessica Simpson song on the Dukes of Hazzard soundtrack sure is crap.
by Candidate Raygun September 23, 2005
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Crapper

Advanced martial arts technique in which the assailant strikes the victim in the abdomen with enough force to cause the victim to lose control of his or her bowels.
Some douche at the bar was hitting on John's girlfriend, so John gave him a crapper.
by Diabeticus January 04, 2011
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Crapper

1.) A fixture for defecation and urination, consisting of a bowl fitted with a hinged seat and connected to a waste pipe and a flushing apparatus; a toilet.
2.) A room or booth containing such a fixture.
Hey, man don't go in the bathroom I just took a sweet shit on the crapper and the stink is so fine.
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Synonym for asshole, esp. in sexual context.
Take my big uncut dick up your crapper.
by The Crappresses July 15, 2011
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When someone goes on urban dictionary and adds a really rubbish definition for something no-one cares about at all.
"Z3: Coolest bmw sports car"
by LewistheGreat August 24, 2005
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A person who is agering you, or being ignorent.
That stupid crapper face stole my pie!
by Frownums January 04, 2003
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we're all crappers
by cunt slop May 11, 2003
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