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Have a Cappuchino

guy 1: yoo i got a fresh new whip. with luxury interiors and all that
guy 2: <_<
guy 1: wha..
guy 2: have a cappuchino for all that cappin'
by EvilTrivago December 27, 2020
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Crappuccino

A foamy hot coffee drink made with pre-packaged crystals, much like instant coffee, designed to be a quick substitute for the real thing but is laden with sugar and mass produced; however, it remains inexplicably overpriced.
Silverfox - "You're not going to drink that crappuccino with your breakfast this morning, are you?"
Silverbird - "I like crappuccinos occasionally. One every week or so hardly constitutes overconsumption of calories for my diet plan."
by Silverfoxo June 26, 2017
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crappacino

(a)A drink that in no way resembles cappacino yet is labelled under that name. Often tasting of old fag ends mixed with mud topped with foam that looks and tastes like cheap shaving foam.
To drink 'a crap cino' hence crappacino or any drink purchased from Starbucks.
by Aneeta August 15, 2006
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crappuccino

A cappuccino that is lacking in all the qualities of a true cappuccino, be it due too lack of heat, lack of coffee, or simple lack of flavour.
"I ordered a coffee half an hour ago and all I got was this tepid crappuccino. Damn Starbucks and their lacklustre service."
by bonbonbonbonbons September 22, 2009
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crappucino (latte)

The emulsion left behind after an intense session of anal sex. It's a latte, when no condom is used.
It was great! Until she spilled her crappucino on my new satin sheets.
by WingZer0 September 17, 2003
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crapaccino

Man the coffee has gone through me, time for a crapaccino
by bigsando May 8, 2014
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crappuccino

Foamy fluid of dark brown crap that jets out of one's butt when an individual 1) has a terrible, terrible case of diarrhea 2) has taken an industrial strength laxative or 3) has consumed a copious amount of beer on an empty stomach
Dude, I can't play ball today... I've been dispensing crappuccino since 4am
by M.K.M. September 23, 2005
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