Chappaquiddick

The Chappaquiddick incident refers to the circumstances surrounding the 1969 death of Mary Jo Kopechne, a former staff member in Senator Robert F. Kennedy's 1968 presidential campaign. Edward Kennedy was driving a car with Kopechne as his passenger when the Senator drove off Dike Bridge into the channel between Chappaquiddick Island and Martha's Vineyard. The Senator swam to safety, but Kopechne died in the car. Kennedy left the scene and did not call authorities until after Kopechne's body was discovered the following day. He pleaded guilty to leaving the scene of an accident and was sentenced to two months in jail, suspended.

Chappaquiddick Island is a small island off the eastern end of the larger island of Martha's Vineyard and is part of the town of Edgartown, Massachusetts

by Trentwood22 August 18, 2008

crapasaurus

The largest shit you've ever seen/taken/heard of.

Crapasaurus's are rare and can occur after days of constipation or the day after eating mama loads of food.

Hank: Hi, is this the plumber?

Plumber: Yes sir, it is.. How may I help you?

Hank: I have a crapasaurus in my toilet !

Plumber: Don't worry about it sir, I'll bring my shovel.

by what is eaten must be shat. August 14, 2012

No kizzy cappa

A very intellectually crafted phrase which is a combination of the phrases "No cap," and "No kizzy," and basically means the same thing, just way more "hip" and "fire".

Person 1: Yo what up bro!

Person 2: Yo wassup man, I haven't seen you in a while.

Person 1: Well I just did some awesome scooter tricks, no kizzy cappa!

Person 2: Shut the fuck up you stupid bitch, where the fuck did you find that word? Some entry on Urban Dictionary made by a dumbass?

by TaxCollector March 5, 2023

chappal

Kolhapuri chappals are Indian hand-crafted leather slippers that are locally tanned using vegetable dyes. Indian parents also use this to slap the $hit out of their kids

"Abe yar, do your homework or ill give you a chappal"
"my mom gave me a chappal last night for doing it with ranjit"

by Daliva.Gabriel June 16, 2016

cappapoei

Cappapoei is used as a cute alternative for those that don't know how to pronounce Capoeira (the Brazilian martial arts form)

Hey, are you going to cappapoei tonight? Have fun!

by SpotMaster June 27, 2008

CRAPapulting

The art of throwing or hurling a projectile piece of feces (crap) either humor or animal a great distance without the aid of explosive devices. CRAPapulting is best executed durring the winter months when the feces (crap) is able to harden, thus allowing you to execute the proper distance that you are capable of throwing. CRAPapulting is also best executed when using some sort of shovel or your hand (hopefully covered) to Crapapult the feces (crap).

Hey, look at those guys running on the bicycle path, get some turds ready, it's CRAPapulting time!

by Brocklanderz5 March 19, 2011

wireless crapability

n. A weak wi-fi connection that your ISP insists is "blazing fast."

"We got a brand-new gateway from Comcast, but still only have wireless crapability -- every YouTube video freezes every five seconds."

Originally from Arrested Development: GOB's mispronunciation of "wireless capability," when listing Michael's ideas for Sitwell homes: "Number 32: Wireless crapability, that one explains itself."

by arkinese June 8, 2014