Capitol Riots

on January 6 2021, Trump told his moron supporters to riot the capitol in an attempt to overturn the election
they broke windows and flew confederate flags (reminder:this is the "Party Of Lincoln")

there were officers trying to stop the morons but there were also officers that were morons
sadly 1 good officer was killed but there also were 4 maga moron deaths, one was shot , another tazed his balls for some reason, another was trampled and the last had a stroke

but more chaos came when dumbasses started sitting in the seats of members and the morons started stealing stuff
one even stole the podium but thankfully congress members managed to take the votes when they were leaving

so where were the Trumps?
they were furiously masturbating to the riots
after Biden gave a speech telling Trump to step up, Trump gave the most forced speech in history telling his morons to go home

after the riots, congress confirmed that Biden won, McConnell got replaced, Devos resigned, and Perdue lost
people started turning on Trump, hundreds of people from The Trump Administration resigned
Tucker Carlson stopped ass kissing and Pence announced Biden's Win

thankfully rioters got arrested
morons said that protests where peaceful and it's antifa disguised
but before fake news could spread Trump was terminated from Social Media
Trump stopped the election fraud shit before he got banned and finally conceded
he also said he wouldn't attend Biden's Inauguration but nobody gives a shit

Person: did you see the Capitol Riots
Dumbass: IT WAS ANTIFA IN DISGUISE
Person: atleast Trump conceded

by SmartEpic2020 January 8, 2021

Crapitalism

The innate tendency of capitalism to subvert democratic and idealistic tendencies in a government,profession or organization.

Corporate control of congress is crapitalism.

by astonished head December 10, 2010

crappola

A whole load of crap. Not to be confused with shitload.

What's all this crappola?

by Shithead April 7, 2003

Capitol Dog

A band in the midwest created by a musician from Seattle.

Hey, I went onto Garageband.com the other day and found a cool sounding band named Capitol Dog. Their music is diverse and rocks almost like alternative. Capitol Dog

by Quilly The Porcupine July 14, 2009

Capitulate

To pet your cat in a certain way.

When Jon used capitulate grooming on Ashlie and Nick, they both purred, as Uni, his dog, growled.

by HyperMadsox August 31, 2018

crayola crapola

Occurs when a small peice of feces becomes wedged between the buttcheeks; despite endless wiping it will continue to leave fecal matter on the toilet paper. Continuous wiping results in turd being rubbed down like the tip of a crayon.

I could have written a novel on toilet paper with that crayola crapola I just took.

by Mike Mullin September 4, 2006

crapitalism

Use of political favor, force, or position to benefit a for-profit business, but calling it "free-market". Similar to "mercantilism" from Colonial times, where the success of a business depended on the power of The Crown. Use of "crapitalism" is meant to be disparaging, but can also be used to show the difference between actual free market enterprises and those that depend on government support.

Dude A: "Those big Wall Street banks makin' all that smack when I ain't got a job is why capitalism sucks." Dude B: "Da big bankers work in crapitalism. They'd be out of business if it wasn't for all that help they get from The Man."

by scratchgolf November 16, 2009