crapometer

The metric measurement of crap

OK Steve, that story you just told me is way high on the crapometer.

by Jamie Sommers October 19, 2005

Capcom Five

A cause of unfathomable disappointment for Nintendo fans last console generation. These were five Capcom games announced to be exclusive to the Gamecube in 2003 and the cause of much hope that finally there would be some more quality mature-rated titles that would shatter the Gamecube's kiddy image and boost console sales: Product Number 03, Dead Phoenix, Viewtiful Joe, Resident Evil 4, and Killer 7. Due to factors (reportedly) beyond Capcom's control, most of these games did not remain exclusive. It started when the first of the Five, PN03, bombed with the critics. Capcom somehow interpreted that as a hint that the Gamecube was a bad console (instead of blaming themselves for making a bad game) and promptly CANCELLED Dead Phoenix. Later RE4 and Viewtiful Joe were ported to the graphically inferior though more popular PS2 (and were therefore downgraded in quality) after enjoying an all too brief exclusive limelight on the GCN, and Killer 7 saw simultaneous release on the GCN and PS2. For some odd reason Capcom didn't see fit to port those games to the PC or Xbox (except for RE4 on PC). Sony's servile 100 million+ strong fan base didn't care that they'd be getting games optimized for a different console that would look and sound much crappier on a PS2, they only cared that they wouldn't have to buy a Gamecube to enjoy those games (or ports of games, rather). To further add salt to the wound for Ninty supporters, exclusive PS2 content was added to the ports of RE4 and Viewtiful Joe.

Had it not been for the Capcom Five failing to remain exclusive, Ninty's home console would've done MUCH better last gen.

by Obi-Wan Jabroni September 8, 2007

Capcom ending

(kap'kom N'ding)

- n.
1. The end sequence of almost any video game produced by Capcom Entertainment Inc.

2. A lame ending to a movie/ TV show/ video game featuring a sunset or sunrise (with cheesy music.)

3. Something trivial or trite; a total letdown.

‘I couldn’t believe it... even Resident Evil 4 had your same typical Capcom ending: a sunrise!'
‘The Matrix Revolutions had such a freakin’ Capcom ending.’
'Dude, I've seen more originality in a Capcom ending.'

by Jacopo January 2, 2009

Capcom code

Similar to the Konami code but used in Capcom games like SF2. On the sega MegaDrive, the input was
Down, Z, Up, X, A, Y, B, C

Get extra speed by using the Capcom code

by DD April 22, 2004

capcom.tk

A shock site that disguised as Capcom's official site. It redirects to meatspin after you clicked it.
Aso avalible in www.nintendo.ne1.net, halo360fans.tk and much more.

A spambot called Adobe BOT posted capcom.tk to Capcom's official site.

by SandaimeSpaceManInfinity April 26, 2008

Capcom Code

When a girl is not giving it up easily, you do a series of events/tricks/moves that you know will put her in the mood for sure.

She was saying she was tired last night, so I just did her Capcom Code and BAM!

by mcdoug June 21, 2010

Capcom

A company that focuses way too much on its fighting games.

Hey Capcom, I know Street Fighter and <insert company here> vs. Capcom games are very popular and they're the reason why you have a massive fanbase, but how about making a sequel to 1944: The Loop Master?

by dj gs68 January 17, 2004