Chavalanche

A group of chavs. (otherwise known as pikeys, townies, scums of the earth etc.) Often a group that is following a regular person, nerd, emo or even lesser chav in order to inflict physical pain upon that person.

Can also be used when walking towards a group of chavs.

Ben: Uh-oh! Chavalanche!

Peri: We were totally bunned by a chavalanche last week.

by Chriso2989 November 15, 2006

crapalanche

When all your various papers, books, clothing, etc. piles up so high that parts of it topple over, you've got yourself a crapalanche.

Avalanche of crap.

Debby is such a slob. She has mountains of stuff everywhere in her house. Once time I saw the cat brush against one of them and nearly get buried in the crapalanche.

by donameche January 4, 2010

crapalanche

an avalanche of crap

When you have too much crap piled onto the top shelf of your closet and you open the door and all the crap falls out - crapalanche!

by I am Achmed January 13, 2009

clavalanche

A overwhelming mass of unshapely and sagging breasts sliding out of their bra or low cut top often found on large women looking for attention. aka a cleavage avalanche

Did you see her top? I would hate to be caught in that clavalanche.

by larry19335 January 11, 2008

crapalanche

A large exlplosion of crap venting from one's bowles, usually in a liquid/solid state of matter, accompanied by vomit inducing gases. Typically the by product of rancid fish tacos or the equivalent.

Man, I just got done with the supersized KFC bucket, origninal recipe, and got hit by a massive crapalanche. Good thing I still had the bucket handy.

by blunomad March 5, 2011

carvalanche

It's winter, it's been dumping all night, and you now have a foot of snow on the roof of your car. You're driving somewhere, hit the brakes, and all the snow on your roof slides forward and buries your windshield. You've just been hit with a carvalanche!

See also fenderberg.

Me: I was heading up to the mountain for first tracks, but some flatlander in an SUV cut me off and I had to hit the brakes.

Friend: Did it trigger a carvalanche?

Me: Totally! My windshield was BURIED!

by Carlski December 12, 2008

Chavalanche

A large group of chavs. Chavs have adapted to a pack mentality and therefore move in groups of common stupidity. The word is a combination of Chav and Avalanche.

“Wow, it’s so scenic and quiet here”
“Not for much longer. There’s a chavalanche approaching”

by No hetero June 11, 2018