Cranstone

The sir name of a person who has a mushroom shaped head

"Dan Cranstone is such a mushroom head!"

by spanishcaveman November 10, 2012

cranston tilt

Variation of the "Gangsta' Lean" but found specifically in and around Cranston, RI. In most cases the driver (of any ethnicity, however must be in the lowest tax bracket of that ethnicity) operates the vehicle (usually a Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme or a Chevrolet Caprice Classic) with his left hand barely resting on top of the steering wheel while leaning excessively towards the center of the car.

Jeez, that douche with the flat-brimmed Yankees hat is performing the cranston tilt

by GKenns January 15, 2008

cranston jaw breaker

when your girl lays on her back and you proceed to drop your nuts in her mouth.

Dammmm kidd this bitch was madd cranstonn last nightt, she made me give her the cranston jaw breaker.

by the cranston idiot August 16, 2010

Cranston West

A school in the nicer area of Cranston Rhode Island that has rivals in the ghettoer area which happens to be Cranston East. the West kids have more money and more freedom because most of the time their parents are too busy working for more money for their children. The west kids have more money to buy "hard core drugs" instead of the east kids who barely have anything. Most of them are pussies when it comes to sports and fights are typically not very entertaining. Most of the kids are too busy playing xbox 360 to learn how to actually fight.

Did you hear that when Cranston West played against East in a basketball game, one of the East players hurt a West players ankle. He had to be carried off in a stretcher. What a pussy. Now he can go back home and play more xbox 360 and do more drugs.

by east girly May 23, 2008

CranstonIde

1) A god-like computer programming codewarrior.
2) One who can craft code with ease
3) Having the innate sense to program

This Java project wicked hard! Too bad I'm not CranstonIde or else I could whip this thing up in a jiffy.

by SethWhalgren February 4, 2009

Cranston West

The side of Cranston with no personality. Think they’re better than everyone else because they can afford shitty McMansions. Super white and super racist. Everyone’s out of touch with reality and hates on Eastern Cranston for being working class. Their high school likes to act superior when really they have every resource available but kids still get addicted to adderal. Even flat screen tvs in the lunch room can’t get their students into top tier colleges.

Oh yuck, we have to go to Cranston West tonight. What are we gonna so, eat some dry chicken parm and play golf?

by eastsideordie May 24, 2019

Cranston Crab Pie

When you go down on a homeless woman.

Or when your girl hasn't showered in a while, and then you go down on her.

"I didn't have any quarters, so I gave her a Cranston Crab Pie instead."

by Pie eater/cranston cosi April 23, 2010