crank that george bush

when your with a girl and you go in bass ackwards and refuse to pull out. then you ejaculate all over her face too (optional)

yo i was with dis girl last night and i finally got to crank that george bush

by austingale March 8, 2008

crank that forrest gump

to sit on a bus stop bench and tell complete strangers your life story and then ejaculate all over their face

when she sat down beside him, the homeless man proceeded to crank that forrest gump

by austingale March 8, 2008

crank that kosher boy

An awkwardly jewish boy wildly and vigorously masterbating

After this bar mitzvah, i need to go crank that kosher boy

by Damascus May 26, 2008

crank that flight 2074

when you're on a flight and you see a girl who is sleeping with an empty seat next to her, you slide in next to her and start masturbating and ejaculate in her hair. she will file a $200,000 lawsuit against the airline.

i did a crank that flight 2074 on dis chick and now american airlines has to pay out 200k

by austingale March 16, 2008

Crank That Lincoln

When a guy is doing a girl from behind, right before he ejaculates, he pulls out and squirts at the back of her head. A reference to abraham lincoln who got shot in the back of his head.

One night I was so annoyed with sally I thought it would be funny if I crank that lincoln without her knowing.

by Todd MacGuire December 29, 2007

Crank That Ulysses

When you fuck a girl in the butt so hard you can make her ass big enough so you can stick a cane up her ass then rent a wood chipper and put her through it.

Yo last night was the first time i got to crank that Ulysses.

by DREKKKKKKKKKKKKK January 2, 2008

crank that shit up

to describe that one would like the music turned up

crank that shit up, are you a dj or a ho?

by jaffaw July 21, 2009