Cranial-Rectal Entanglement Syndrome

Cranial-Rectal Entanglement Syndrome (also known as Anal-Cranial Entanglement Syndrome, or ACES) is a disorder which is characterized by someone who is incapable of performing a simple task due to pure stupidity or an apparent misplacement and, therefore, disuse of their cerebellum and cerebrum.

Esp. applies when someone has one job and cannot complete it properly, if at all.

Karen suffers from such a severe case of Cranial-Rectal Entanglement Syndrome, she has a visible tan-line around her neck.

I’ve run into a catch-22 due to two of the people I rely on having ACES.

by Dominus Pollux February 6, 2019

cranial rectal inversion

nice way of saying you have your head in your ass. also known as H.I.A.S (head in ass syndrome)

"I know that our anniversary was today, but, I was having a cranial rectal inversion and I will make up for it this weekend."

by grant24 May 15, 2008

cranialrectumitis

A person suffering from a terminal case of having their head up their ass.

That guy just made the stupidest mistake I've ever seen in my life, he must suffer from cranialrectumitis.

by driz January 27, 2005

rectal cranial inversion

having ones head up their ass

that asshole had a serious case of rectal cranial inversion.

by jefbenet November 6, 2003

rectal-cranial inversion

a serious medical condition, wherein your cranium, or brain, has changed places with your rectum, or asshole. it can lead to jail time, unwanted pregnancy, divorce, loss of job and/or income, and public embarrassment.

joey: oh man, i can't believe i broke up with chloe; she's the best thing that ever happened to me. how could i be so stupid?
zoey: you may have been suffering from rectal-cranial inversion. you may still be. consult your psychologist or your proctologist as soon as possible.
joey: thanks, you're a real pal. i guess i need a tractor.
zoey: for what?
joey: to pull my head out of my ass!!
zoey: true dat.

by earpuller May 18, 2006

cranial anal ectomy

when someone needs to have their head surgically removed from their ass

Check out that guy he has got his head shoved up his ass so far he needs a glass stomach so he can see where he is going, He would be a prime candidate for a cranial anal ectomy

by Heywood Ja blowmee January 11, 2012

Inverted Cranial Rectumitis

Inverted Cranial Rectumitis. Medical term for the condition where someone has their head up their ass.

Tony:"Our new boss' ideas are running this place into the ground."

Ricky:"Yeah,he suffers from Inverted Cranial Rectumitis."

by ZQ8Playboy January 17, 2009