craigslist

a stupid way to be a victim

I sold a broken T.V to this gullible man on craigslist. hahaha

by #amazing7 March 22, 2017

Craigslist

Formerly known as Schindler's List, a webpage where you could Jew people out of their money, labor or items. Then Craig came along, and became a well known prostitute among the listings: Thus famously renaming it Craigslist. In turn, BackPage was then created in honor of Craig's Jewish tendencies. Because the time and effort he put into his prostitution was really just a figurative back hand to value of your drugs.

Hey guys, have you seen Craig? I can't find him on Beach & Ball anymore.

- I don't know man, have you checked Craigslist?

by imawitchbitch April 20, 2018

craigslist

A forum to arrange for sexual encounters, usually men involving men.

I got laid from a bi SWM by posting a pic of me on craigslist.

by mjl317 October 27, 2006

craigslist

A mental, or physical list of the girls at a party, from hottest to ugliest. The practitioner of the craigslist will then attempt to hook up with the hottest girl, if unsuccessful, move to the girl second in line, and so on. The craiglist is only complete when a successful hookup is made.

Joel: "I'm in need of a wheel tonight, I better pull a craigslist"

Craig: "good call, i did that last night"

by D-cucci June 23, 2008

Craigslist

A website that makes people inherently dumber. Used as a way to post advertisements for the selling of items and services, it is now overrun with the stupid. Any description of an item is completely ignored, and subsequent idiotic questioning follows. In the off-chance that someone actually gets to the point of making an offer on an item, any listed price is ignored and a low-ball offer is made. A trade may also be offered, whether or not this has been mentioned as an alternative to cash payment. The idiocy is not entirely limited to the seller, as there are many occasions where a seller is contacted and then has no idea what they are selling.

Buyer: "Yo you got that gixxer for sale on Craigslist Bro?"
Seller: "It's not a Suzuki GSX-R, it's a Honda CBR1000. Yes I'm still selling it for $5,500."
Buyer: "Alright yo, so you'll take $2000 then?"
Seller: "No."
Buyer: "What about a set of Bridgestone tires?"
Seller: "No."

Example 2

Buyer: "Hi I'm calling about the motorcycle you have listed on Craigslist. Is it still for sale?"
Seller: "What motorcycle?"
Buyer: "You have a 2007 Suzuki listed for $4800 on Craigslist. Is it still for sale or is it sold?"
Seller: "......."
Buyer: "So you didn't list a 2007 Suzuki for $4800?"
Seller: "Oh yeah yeah yeah my bad bro. Nah it's sold."

by Benrama34 April 29, 2014

Craigslist

Where your parents got you

Your parents: we gotta tell you something...
You:what

Your parents:we got you from Craigslist

by Boogieman53553 November 13, 2019

craigslist

(verb): to put up a missing persons report for someone on, as the name suggests, Craigslist

have you ever heard of anyone trying to craigslist someone else? I mean the missed connections section doesn't count, since that person you are 'looking for'probably doesn't want to talk to you

by Sexydimma February 28, 2015