Craptonite

A turd so powefully foul that it makes you gag

Oh my god I've been attacked by Craptonite!!!!

by Jamie Sommers July 28, 2004

Crafting table

A table that people fuck on. As simple as that .

Dream and George had sex on the crafting table

Oh no they had sex on the crafting table aAaA

by Dreamdmpstanlol July 24, 2021

Crafting table level

This is used to describe if to dudes are in a relationship and they are ready to have sex (or a blowjob). this stems from the crafting table meme when Spiffey and Skeppy were explaining it to Badboyhalo without actually explaining it to him and after Badboyhalo asked "are we on furnace level" Skeppy said "no we aren't even on crafting table level".

DUDE 1: Are we on Crafting table level.
DUDE 2: Dude we are literally having sex right now what are you talking about.
DUDE 3: Sick can I join?
DUDE 2: You the hell are you.
DUDE 4: Grabs knife* Gimme all your money.
DUDE 5: Well guess it's a Wednesday.

by icannotgetaname July 22, 2020

Crafting Table

A crafting table has 2 different which is:
something that could be used the create things like in real life or video games like minecraft
the second meaning is from a minecraft twitch streamer / minecraft youtuber named Sapnap, so basically someone in minecraft is standing on a crafting table than say you go close to them and do what adults do to ya know...

Someone: stands on a crafting table

Someone: Gets closer and yea know..

or how it was originally

Someone: Afk standing on a crafting table

someone:Gets closer and yea know..

by xDevil_Chanx April 7, 2021

you, me, crafting table

you're about to get laid.

person 1: tonight, you, me, crafting table

person 2: oh fuck-

by katkit27 November 8, 2020

crapton

A unit of measure. A ridiculously large amount. Used to describe quantities in otherwise unfathomable amounts.

Erica, I love you heapsofscads.

Brendan, I love you a whole crapton.

by gogreen626 June 4, 2014

Craptonite

An inferior building product used in cheap furniture, i.e. 'particle board', or short-strand OSB.

Az- "Ya think that bookcase will hold up?"
Fuzz- "Nah, 'tis pure Craptonite!"

by AzureLupine March 24, 2009