crackslam

Using one's buttocks to hang up the phone in the rudest possible manner

"How did you get this number? Hermes, hang up on him in the rudest possible manner!"
"Yes sir!"
*drops pants and picks up the receiver with his butt*
"No! Not the crackslam!"
*SLAM*

by Nurse Zoidberg July 7, 2008

Crackalackin

The lack of having crackers

Mike: Hey Joey, do we have any more crackers?

Joey: Nah man...we crackalackin'

by tubamarine11505 May 28, 2011

crackalackin

A way of saying "How are you doing?" used by, yet again, soda-drunk jr. high kids being their usual crazy selves.

Yo Sabrina what's crackalackin?

by MissCleo July 22, 2004

crackalacken

whats up \ whats going on.

whats crackalacken?

by mL October 8, 2003

crackalaka

1)crack cocaine
2)an endearing term of friendship
3)"what's crackalakin" means whats up, going on?

whats crackalakin mah nizzle, or Joo Lee is mah crackalaka, or got any crackalaka

by bojangles July 31, 2003

crackalakin

The personal state of having a low supply of crackers.

Q: Hey Jen, do we have any crackers?
A: Nah. We crackalakin.

by Oldarney August 26, 2013

crackalatin

what is going on wit your 'homie' or 'blood' wen u see them for the 1st time after a period of time when you havent seen them

yo what crackalatin my wigger- in other words what have you been doing since i last saw you

by conrad March 16, 2004