Cracksnap

A butt crack picture.

Sheila: Hehe I see Cam's butt crack...I gotta get a pic!
(Cam catches Sheila trying to take a butt crack picture...covers his crack)
Cam: You'll never get a Cracksnap, sucka!
Sheila: :(

by ShamFAwesome January 28, 2014

Crackpipe Suprise

she's so used to crack that when she gives a bj she tries to light your ballsack and smoke the spunk straight out

Had my first crackpipe suprise last night, This crack whore is crazy man she set my balls on fire and i spunked everywhere

by aidsriddledrob August 24, 2017

crack ship

Crack ship, crack!ship, or crack pairing is a term often used in fan fiction or role playing that pairs two people pairing from different fandom universes into a romantic relationship. This can be anything from a tv show, video game, or a book. A crack ship usually makes the readers question "Why such an off pairing" Some people might like it, some hate it, and others might be grossed out.

"There saw this crack ship up on this role playing site i was on and the person paired Chace Crawford with Kiki Kannibal."

"Ugh, that's really gross."

by queefistt July 23, 2009

crockshits

Lots, a lot, loads, tons.

We are going to make crockshits of cash.

by Cydne Washington December 29, 2008

cracksmith

Someone so crazy, they're crazier than a "crackhead."

I can't believe he cut you off. What a cracksmith.

by Ryst August 5, 2008

Crackpipe twirly slide

Going down the twirly slide" is a fun metaphor for hitting rock bottom

"That bitch is on the crackpipe twirly slide man, don't let her in your house, she'll steal your shit. Did you hear how she sold her kidney for a hit?"

by Jokermachine December 17, 2011

Georgia Crackpipe

A crackwhore fisting herself with a lubed up glass hand.

Wow Becky sure did a Georgia Crackpipe on herself last night.Woweee

by doritoboy420mtndew4life March 17, 2019