Morlock crackfiend

The faceless moron who ruins things for the productive people on the surface with incomprehensibly illogical rules; regional manager. Resides in a subterranean world in which crack is smoked incessantly, and policy is written whilst under the influence of crack.

Business was running smoothly until the morlock crackfiend imposed the hiring policy. Now all the new hires are brainless, useless Eloi people.

by no-one of consequence November 17, 2003

Crackfiend

"a noun" crrak-feynd

someone who goes crazy because they have put a cocaine rock in a pipe and smoked it like a custo busto

Edward Ferrell over there off Baldwin smokin on some low grade boo boo butter like the "crackfiend" he is

by thatniggawho blowdemgoodgreenz June 6, 2009

crackficient

When you are so efficient at something that you are accused of using crack to accomplish your efficiency.

Calley was very crackficient at her job today.

by H Bertinson May 8, 2016

crackrice

a gay Asian who does illicit drugs and is sexually attracted to males and fruits

Man that crackrice is crazy!

by ahahahahhahahah June 1, 2016

crackfuck

I define a crackfuck as a crackhead that sleeps with your husband.

While Alexia and Jon were working out their marriage difficulty, the local crackfuck, Crystal, tried stealing him by screwing him.

by Alexia January 31, 2005

cracksickle

A total freak, somone you would want to avoid but is just too damn cool.

HOLY SHIT! I love that cracksickle, she's so damn awesome.

by millerrrr May 18, 2006

Crackface

A synonym for crackhead thought up by two young men one evening whilst considerably chung

You're such a crackface

by Aidan Brooks January 4, 2006