A crack potato is simply a baked potato laced with crack cocaine. The lacing can be done by either placing whole crack rocks into the potato, crushing up the rocks and sprinkling them on the potato, or by liquefying crack rocks and spreading it on the potato, much like one would do with butter. The crack potato is considered a delicacy among many inner-city minority populations, mainly those of the African American persuasion.
Urbanite 1: "I heard that DaRashad is having a fancy party in his studio apartment tonight to celebrate his pay raise to $6.75/hr. There are supposed to be some crack potatoes there! Mmmmmmm!"
Urbanite 2: "Hell yeah! I love me some crack potatoes! Lets go nukka!"
Urbanite 1: "To the hooptie!"
Urbanite 2: "Hell yeah! I love me some crack potatoes! Lets go nukka!"
Urbanite 1: "To the hooptie!"
by Mr. Krax February 4, 2008
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(Much like lifting the lid off a crock pot and the hot blast of steam that comes out.)
(Much like lifting the lid off a crock pot and the hot blast of steam that comes out.)
by AllieLewis February 25, 2011
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Guy 1 "What did you do last night?"
Guy 2 "My roommate was pissing me off so I left him a filthy crock pot.
Guy 2 "My roommate was pissing me off so I left him a filthy crock pot.
by Podaddy June 22, 2009
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Frank: "Hey, did you hear about that movie, Zeitgeist?"
Charlie: "What kind of movie is it?"
Frank: "It's kind of a documentary, about how the Federal Reserve starts wars to further it's goal of one world government."
Charlie: "Umm, that sounds more like a crack-potumentary to me, pal. You might want to check your sources..."
Charlie: "What kind of movie is it?"
Frank: "It's kind of a documentary, about how the Federal Reserve starts wars to further it's goal of one world government."
Charlie: "Umm, that sounds more like a crack-potumentary to me, pal. You might want to check your sources..."
by ChrisMcL April 17, 2008
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I gave my girlfriend the old dirty crock pot, what a great meal! Better than mum used to make! 15/15! Would recommend!
by Dirty Dave May 2, 2016
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Person 2: “Eh, I don’t really like sex per se. I prefer to just do a Crock Pot”
Person 2: “Eh, I don’t really like sex per se. I prefer to just do a Crock Pot”
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